I could totally make this, and with a king size mattress it would be close to 1:1 scale... now to get my wife on board.

When these came off..... I became your father.

I’d like to use the force to crush the price.

$120?!? Are you for real?

Good lord, these prices. $79.99 for the X-Wing? The X-Wing that came out in 2012 (9493-1) was $59.99 and even that felt a little steep.

I actually liked the smaller model because it actually fits in my damn pocket comfortably alongside my wallet or phone.

Luigi's Mansion, and Zelda: Link Between Worlds are absolute musts.

Because according to the Hardcore Gamer, the things they shrilly screech for Make All The Money, Obviously, And Nintendo Is Stupid And Hates Money.

“Los Angeles is too big and unwieldy to be considered a real city,”

Colin Kaepernick looks more like Judd Nelson from the Breakfast Club.

So you’re having a hard time deciding to jump to management too, huh?

You should try the South-Florida Cuban method of roasting a pig in a pit. Absolutely divine.

I get Maple Resolve every time I see a large stack of pancakes coming my way.

Maple Resolve sounds like the name of Canada’s jaeger from Pacific Rim.

Sony needs to fix their “interests” settings first. Because I played Bloodborne, they suggest I try Driveclub. You know, because of the similarities between both. Or because I played Destiny, I should try Driveclub. Or because I bought a God of War game on the Vita, I should try F1 2015 on the PS4.

I agree wholeheartedly. Butter and mayo tend to draw ants like nobody’s business. I also don’t use butter very often or have a problem spreading it when I do. Living in Southern California where it’s hot most of the time tends to be a problem too.

I want one of these myself.

After 20 years a California Geek, I may need to break down and accept that I finally need one of these.

I think they were crapping on the DRM type chip in the cables to prevent people from getting cheap cables

Finally! A swing that can hold my mother!