@Bryan Labchuk: Meat isn't making us sick, shitty meat is. I eat meat every day, and I'm perfectly healthy.

@knightvash:

TSA is fighting a losing battle because they are looking at the problem upside-down.

Thank GOD.

@tomsomething: You've never had a real, thorough pat-down before, have you? Having an anonymous person in another room see a distorted approximation of your form is a hell of a lot less degrading than having your junk resting on some guy's hand two or three times as he rubs every inch of your body.

@tomsomething: They're trying to get people who would otherwise take the scan because they see it as the lesser of two humiliations.

@tomsomething: I took it as an attempt to DDOS the security checkpoints. Patting down that many people would take a really long time.

@Denver is too damn high: Probably need to make them fall-from-30,000ft.-proof as well then.

I'm sorry, but that looks like crap.

@niccohel: Fail. Put it on the damn pilot! They are so cheap these days, they could put several throughout the plane, including the pilot's suit, without giving the price tag of the place a noticeable bump.

@Salty Johnson: Shoddy architectural standards in China?

Want.

@ellemdee: He used his bare hands instead of tools, that makes him the Chuck Norris of plumbing.

I get equal parts amusement and frustration reading comments by people who just skimmed the article and think this is the one we saw assembled in 6 days.

@shazaam42: Indeed, and so did we out in the parking lot on a specially outfitted golf cart. We were in there for another reason, so we didn't bring any plungers up with us. He did this out of laziness, not wanting to walk down three flights of stairs to get them. I think this makes the feat that much more…

Once upon a time I was a maintenance technician for a property ownership company. Never will I forget the time I watched a co-worker successfully unclog a two-sided kitchen sink using nothing but the palms of both of his hands for suction.

@2 replies: I can't believe I never knew this. I wish we were on Giz so I could promote you.

@njdevil misses the old days:

@jamsesh: I read the whole article, thank you. Did you happen to catch the title? "One Hundred Naked Citizens: One Hundred Leaked Body Scans"

A cloudy gray blob in the approximate shape of a person constitutes nudity?