@dosdelon: That is fake...obviously.

"...ducts cool air over motherboard parts."

Only two motherfucking years?!?

@Slinkytech: Just as soon as your favorite game becomes trading stocks, you land a job at a massive trading firm, and 'you' are replaced by software. :)

@soldstatic: I'm going to say number 2 is getting put on the no-fly list, and 1 is dying in a plane crash.

@RuckingFetard: Agreed. I have a Samsung monitor, so every time I want to change a setting I have to tilt my head and use my patented reflection contrast technique to see the correct button to get to the menu. Then, unlike any monitor I've ever owned, I have to constantly look at the buttons while I work my way to…

@Rick Cowman:

@W10002: You're not just approving their comment, you're permanently giving all of their comments visibility.

@W10002: You shouldn't approve commenters just to correct them.

Obligatory.

@unit00: No, if that were the case they wouldn't look so crappy.

Maybe instead of wasting money on tanning beds, spas and mud baths, they could equip the entire prison with video surveillance and increase the number of guards to stifle the spread of HIV from rape.

@FooFighting: The lenses couldn't be dialed in to clearly see something that close. It isn't even capable of getting a photo of the '69 lunar lander.

@cormack: Bingo. Satellites orbit planets, and planets around stars, in the same fashion for the same reasons.

@AimAtTheFace: He predicted a world in which telecommunications rendered newspapers obsolete.

@Craig Cragoo Fernandez: Chrome, Firefox, and Opera suck as browser names too. Given a few years, a popular browser named Meatball Sunfist would seem perfectly normal as well.

@skoc211: My promote button is missing, so I had to reply.

@kitkatklub123: That was a major contributing factor for me switching to OpenOffice. Price obviously being the primary factor, although I still have a Home Office license for Office 2007 that I don't use.

@usedtowork: That stupid '07 toolbar has a hand in that as well.

@usedtowork: Apple TV maybe, but that's a bit of a stretch.