The NSA opted for a show to make it look good.

Cleveland getting hit by a nuke might actually improve the place.

Not all of us that do these massive builds are social outcasts with unending free time. Some of us are just good at time management. I got featured on kotaku a few years ago for my massive scale house and it took me 6 months. That while being full-time employed, married with a son and run my own company. It's possible…

In all of your ranting about how games are having the essence sucked out of them by speed-runs... you seem to be blissfully unaware of the journey it took those players to be able to do a record-setting speedrun in the first place.

No, don't. It's almost as funny to watch people be baffled/outraged by something we all know is fake.

I can't tell if these comments are purposefully perpetuating the j

oh you call bullshit? You think they were acting? What tipped you off? The fact that it's from a satire website like the onion? Wow nothing gets past you! You super sleuth you! Great instincts!

Can we get IIO's Rapture...

If you mean that every song ever on Soundtrack was Sandstorm, you would be correct.

You don't like DDR?

This jam.
Every rave in college.
Not even embarrassed.

Climate change seems to me like it should be pretty high up on the list of things that no longer require ANY debate. But such is the world we live in.

"as a theologian and ethicist..."

The churches only change because if they didn't nobody would support or go to them. They then reinterpret the bible for the same reason.

When all you have is a hammer everything starts to look like a nail.

This has been another episode of:

Climate change seems to me like it should be pretty high up on the list of things that do not require a religious debate.

You dont deserve one. Its a click-bait headline. Youre still 100% Gawker.

He went to on his knees and slid before making a religious gesture. Nice try. Quit trying to make a story out of something that isn't there.

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