Further observations will reveal the shape of the mysterious object to be rectangular.

I read Strawberries have protein.

I always found it weird that people butter their bread before they toast it. I turn my stove to medium, toast one side of the bread, flip it over and add the cheese on one side and put the other slice, toasted side down on top. The heat from the toasted side helps to melt the cheese. Then I add a slab of butter on the…

Kids these days sure have come a long way from our 5318008 time. 

I’ve confirmed that the kits contain baking soda. Beyond that, my own solution for a pale, non-lye-dipped pretzel would be hiding the surface entirely under a layer of cinnamon sugar.

He can’t wear a mask because Trump said that he wouldn’t wear one, and Pence has spent so much time giving nothing but unwavering, sycophantic support to his boss that to even cover his face in the presence of a viral outbreak would be nothing short of an act of treason.

“It would be really cool if we had guidance here in the US.”

MSNBC had the best clip this morning..

Before the “dark times”, before the virus, I’d be here with my coffee to check the nerd news.
Now, I’m checking in constantly, for some nerd joy that I can focus on instead of everything else.

Say what you want about flyover country, but at least I have clean (hog shit smelling) air to breathe.

Considering we’re number one at chicken production in the nation we will, in fact, at least have chicken.

Ah, Georgia. They would be the state to pull the old Leeroy Jenkins given they are probably the state with the most people named Leeroy Jenkins.

Glad to hear you snuck in under the wire there, you need your knees!

I call all of these fake experts “R-naughty”

Affluenza. He was born white, male, rich, and privileged. He has never had to face consequences for anything. No one ever told him no, and in fact he was almost constantly rewarded for acting like a psychopath.

Hey editors: Put a transcript in the article. Not everyone wants to / can watch a video.