Justin's saved articles

"'How could I have married someone who's so bad with money?' 'Why did I marry someone who I can't rely on to attend family functions with me?' 'What possessed me to marry someone who is a habitual nose-picker?!?'"

Yeah. You would think the author would have addressed it in his last sentence.

Now there are three holes. This isn't going to end well.

At first, I was surprised by how incredibly level-headed she was through all of this. Then I realized how often she's had to touch his naked body and figured she's probably mastered the art of burying her emotions.

Is not having a smartphone the new I don't own a TV?

It's an escalator, stupid. You don't need to run up it.

Were these supposed to be funny?

and one more thing about the Whole Foods gripe: do you really think that Gristedes and D'Agostino are amazing supermarkets? They suck: overpriced, limited selection, and all the crap brands that you'll find everywhere else in America.

Maybe I'm missing something... but why is it such a terrible thing to replace "someplace I might get stabbed" with a "a place full of rich kids pretending not to care that I avoid, but won't be afraid of getting stabbed if I stumble into the neighborhood."

I never really understood the nostalgia for dangerous…

The great hipster witch hunt of the 2010s continues! You hate when liberal artist-types with tight pants move in AND you hate the conservative free-market types who cater to them. Where's the middle ground exactly? How can the Bowery have its cake and eat it too?

and honestly hipsters are way better than the crime riddled past of the bowery. Its fun and all to goof on them but they are relatively non confrontational, they clean up after themselves (even if they don't clean themselves), they do food and beer really well. So you deal with an occasional drum circle, bocce,…

I guess I don't get it. People put in businesses that only some people can afford into a city that most people can't or barely can afford to live in anyways?

Here's what this article means to me, in the form of a headline:

Too bad they're not 75% cheaper.

Also, I wanted to loudly heckle the real life Philomena.

There is a reason these puzzles don't sell. A sphere lacks any surfaces that you can reliably grip to rotate the parts. It is worse if your hands get sweaty.

I'm sure they'll embrace any idea on security from a guy that can't even figure out how to send them a message...

Forgot one.

goat in the water!