Eh, I’m sure they’ll shove her over the border when she’s in labor.

I love when he reads something on the prompter that he never knew before and then annotated his own speech in real time. 

“Jon Huntsman has been named the ambassador to Russia.”

I really love when Dotard Donald reads from the teleprompter. The words go directly from his eyes to his mouth, with only the punctuation to signal rising tones or emphasis. Occasionally, a phrase will spark some dim recognition, and he’ll break away from the teleprompter to trot out one of his four adjectives…

All she’s known for!?! Ahem. Excuse me. Perhaps you’re not acquainted with a little movie called MANNEQUIN??

Did anyone check out Dale Hansen’s piece on Trump V the NFL? It contained this sick burn: “I served in the military during the Vietnam War, and my foot hurt too. But I served anyway.”

Also let’s not forget that when he says “many people don’t know,” he actually means, “I just found this out either yesterday or literally as I was walking out onto the stage”.

Just chuckle evil with a knowing smile every time she mentions heaven.

Watching all this from Australia I find it so stunning that people are genuinely unable to access treatment in emergencies if they don’t have insurance. We pay a tax levy (I think it’s about 1%) to fund medicare. I think it only kicks in once you earn over a threshold, so it’s not particularly arduous. This means…

Never in my life have I felt so much visceral anger towards someone I’ve never met.

Meghan Markle, Sarah Rafferty, & the incomparable Gina Torres are the best things about Suits. I’m so glad Meghan Markle has found (lasting?) happiness with hot ginger prince. Also, how did they even meet?!

This pleases me.

For future archiving purposes, this article, in which the President wants football players to hit each other harder without fear of penalty to revitalize ratings, is posted just above a shared story from a Lifehacker sub-site explaining the effects and probable causes of CTE within football players.

AND HER DOGGLES!

My favorite Christmas albums are the A Charlie Brown Christmas soundtrack, and Amy Grant’s 90s Christmas album but I have recently discovered Winter Daydreams, a 44-song album of everyone’s favorite winter/Christmas inspired Russian Classical music so here’s “Snowflakes” by Tsfasman which I’ve been listening to on…

When my daughter was young and we were not secure financially I made the inexplicable decision to purchase a white couch. The fabric was a textured linen type and I loved it. She shat flaming orange carrot colored shit across 2/3rds of it and nothing in this world would make it clean. I actually cried.

I watched it and wondered how this guy every managed to convince anyone he had a brain. Especially that idiotic “You’re better than that Charlie “ remark.

And also the first one.

Judi drench and Maggie smith both were in Second Best Marigold Hotel. I’m not making this up?

I was on the wrong diaphragm until I read your comment!!