Advice me please! Any one ever un-invited someone from their bridal party? How did you go about it? Were you awash with regrets or relieved at the storm blowing over? If this person was hypothetically your little sister, beloved favorite of your parents, spoiled brat extraordinaire did your parents give you crap about…
Trigger warning: self-harm (past tense).
It's been one month since arriving in Las Vegas and I'm still just as lonesome as the cheese that stands alone (hence my regression into full lurker status). But my boyfriend sent me a carepackage with maximum glitter which I think may be amazing, but first need to determine if there's a cat under there or if the…
"Don't you worry, Miss [Just A Smore]. There's always plenty of mud at the end of the rainbow."
First, look at these smores cupcakes that I baked today to spite Kitchenette. Delicious marshmallow filled spite!
Boom. Where's my GT missed connections subkinja?
A very special Easter themed edition of Zoo Secrets.
It is the 5th birthday of the oldest JustAKitty. You may leave your tributes, tokens of devoted admiration, and plastic milk tabs here.
I just need to set down my load here for a moment. It's too heavy for me to carry on my own.
Hark! An update! With bonus possible self-doxxing! You may recall last week, I was contemplating feeding an apple to my personal drama llama per this adventure at the gym. To make sure I backed myself up, I first decided to get a copy of the waiver I had signed just to check that there wasn't a line somewhere in there…
My friend and I decided that since it was such a lovely spring day, we should pop down to the National Mall and check out the beautiful and brightly colored spring tourists that blossom this time of year here in DC. We also, while we were at it, had our official observance of the cherry blossoms/ singular cherry…
Lo! The drama llama is galloping tantalizingly within my reach. So close! Should I harness its glorious wool or should I let it trot on by? You be the judge. I need some advice, and you need several paragraphs of tedious backstory, so let's get this party rolling.
...until you told me not to worry, and now I am very worried.
Just got an email that started with "Your father and I are so proud of you, we always knew how brightly you shined." which confused me at first because nope, my parents have never expressed any inclination towards knowing I even faintly glow and also how did they get my work email?
Yesterday, my friend who is a photographer asked me to model for her, and I was like "yes, yes, a thousand times yes" before she even finished asking. You had me at "professional hair and makeup." This is the adult approved version of playing dress up and I am all in.
For starters, my hair has a bad attitude. If you…
For GT eyes only, it's time for a second installment of secrets from the zoo. Today's tale is a story of MYSTERY and INTRIGUE. Fair warning there will be scenes of CARNAGE and BETRAYAL and FILTRATION SYSTEMS.
It's a quiet morning here at the invertebrate exhibit. It's quiet every morning at the invertebrate exhibit;…
I received requests to post about my many many behind the scenes zoo secrets. I'm not quite ready for my grand tell-all yet, but I thought I might drop a few mini posts here and there if there's interest. (And not that you would, but let's not with the mainpaging, I actually quite like my job.)
TW: weight loss?
So, those of you who follow my posts know that I am a pretty avid rock climber. You may not know that it took me nearly 5 minutes just now to come up with the word avid because all I could think of was rabid. I am enthusiastic, but not frothing at the mouth.