Store toys separately! If left in contact for long periods of time, dissimilar materials can damage each other. 

Store toys separately! If left in contact for long periods of time, dissimilar materials can damage each other. 

I drink Crown Royal, and the bags that the bottles come in work really well for storage. Got the tip from a friend, we have passed it along to other friends. So much so that now when I open new bottle, I ask “Anyone need a new dildo bag?”

I drink Crown Royal, and the bags that the bottles come in work really well for storage. Got the tip from a friend,…

Holistic Wisdom makes something called the Sneaky Sack - it’s a bit like the Hanging Pouch above, but IMO much better (and it holds quite a lot).

Holistic Wisdom makes something called the Sneaky Sack - it’s a bit like the Hanging Pouch above, but IMO much…

We keep our spices in a wire chest of drawers that lives in our cabinet. It is the best. We never lose track of the spices, because they all have delineated slots. It’s this one: https://www.amazon.com/NEX-Organizer-Cabinet-18-Bottle-Countertop/dp/B07Y83DLDX

We keep our spices in a wire chest of drawers that lives in our cabinet. It is the best. We never lose track of the…

Jolie, thank you for this! The Hamilton Beach TruAir Odor Eliminator you’ve linked to saved the day for me when a chain smoking neighbor moved in to the apartment below mine. Her cigarette smoke began permeating my apartment, and my landlord wasn’t able (didn’t care) to help with the issue. So I purchased 3 of these… Read more

Jolie, thank you for this! The Hamilton Beach TruAir Odor Eliminator you’ve linked to saved the day for me when a…

This is easily solved by wearing a garbage can around the house.

This is easily solved by wearing a garbage can around the house.

I keep my goatee trimmed to a single-size on my clippers so I can do it “blind” meaning, I do my every-other-day trim in the shower (before I turn on the water); and just let the trimmings wash down the train...they’re short little trimmings so I dont’ worry about clogs (just like washing your regular shave down the… Read more

I keep my goatee trimmed to a single-size on my clippers so I can do it “blind” meaning, I do my every-other-day…

WOO, I made this tonight!

WOO, I made this tonight!

I'm surprised how good it turned out. I will add a little more salt next time I make it, probably tomorrow.

I'm surprised how good it turned out. I will add a little more salt next time I make it, probably tomorrow.

Love beer bread. Probably make it once a month. I fell in love with the tastefully simple one, and then figured this has got to be easy from scratch because the TS one was too expensive. After trying a few, I’ve had the best luck with the recipe. My tips would be to sift the flour and throw in a little bit more sugar,… Read more

Love beer bread. Probably make it once a month. I fell in love with the tastefully simple one, and then figured this…

Yesterday’s sourdough.  It does take plenty of flour, but it’s worth it.  

Yesterday’s sourdough.  It does take plenty of flour, but it’s worth it.  

I’ve done this before with a belgian sour beer, and the bread turned out like sourdough. I loved it.

I’ve done this before with a belgian sour beer, and the bread turned out like sourdough. I loved it.

Also, if you can find Self Rising flour, you only need that and a can of any carbonated beverage. 

Also, if you can find Self Rising flour, you only need that and a can of any carbonated beverage. 

ER doc here. All of these are good starting points. My other standbys are muscle relaxers like cyclobenzaprine (Flexeril) or methocarbamol (Robaxin), although these require a prescription. TENS units are also terrific and inexpensive. My other go-to when someone presents in misery from a neck strain is a trigger point… Read more

ER doc here. All of these are good starting points. My other standbys are muscle relaxers like cyclobenzaprine (Flexe…

Really, now I think *I* should start getting the commission. Of course, this discussion is driving sales!

Really, now I think *I* should start getting the commission. Of course, this discussion is driving sales!

I go for a condom pinata myself. 

I go for a condom pinata myself. 

I fucking love this. 

I fucking love this. 

<whine> “Condoms are for pussies” Read more

<whine> “Condoms are for pussies”

Or just make a small pocket attached to your tissue box. You’ll need both handy and within reach anyway.

Or just make a small pocket attached to your tissue box. You’ll need both handy and within reach anyway.

I put my condoms in my Beetlejuice coffin toy. 

I put my condoms in my Beetlejuice coffin toy.