Jolie Kerr
JolieKerr
Jolie Kerr is a cleaning expert, advice columnist and the host of the podcast Ask a Clean Person
2/18/20
10:29 PM
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ER doc here. All of these are good starting points. My other standbys are muscle relaxers like cyclobenzaprine (Flexeril) or methocarbamol (Robaxin), although these require a prescription. TENS units are also terrific and inexpensive. My other go-to when someone presents in misery from a neck strain is a trigger point Read more

ER doc here. All of these are good starting points. My other standbys are muscle relaxers like cyclobenzaprine (Flexe

2/13/20
3:27 PM
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Really, now I think *I* should start getting the commission. Of course, this discussion is driving sales!

Really, now I think *I* should start getting the commission. Of course, this discussion is driving sales!

2/7/20
11:23 AM
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I didnt do the jar thing but we definitely had the talk and I personally purchased condoms frequently for him until he was like, “Ma, I got this. I can buy my own condoms now.” Me. “Ok. I just want to make sure your safe.” Lol. Read more

I didnt do the jar thing but we definitely had the talk and I personally purchased condoms frequently for him until

2/7/20
10:48 AM
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I go for a condom pinata myself. 

I go for a condom pinata myself. 

2/7/20
12:51 AM
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Mosser Glass Rose Pink Bathing Beauty Soap Trinket Dish

Mosser Glass Rose Pink Bathing Beauty Soap Trinket Dish

2/6/20
9:04 PM
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Or just make a small pocket attached to your tissue box. You’ll need both handy and within reach anyway.

Or just make a small pocket attached to your tissue box. You’ll need both handy and within reach anyway.

2/6/20
8:44 PM
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I put my condoms in my Beetlejuice coffin toy. 

I put my condoms in my Beetlejuice coffin toy. 

2/6/20
8:12 PM
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Ok, so this will probably sound a bit controversial, but when my son was at the age when he started dating and was approaching the need to buy condoms, I bought him this Jonathan Adler Condom Caddy, filled with condoms.** He laughed, I laughed; it was a funny gift. I also took the opportunity to reinforce the

Ok, so this will probably sound a bit controversial, but when my son was at the age when he started dating and was

11/15/19
3:44 PM
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Some time after I became familiar with Shep’s presence, I recall believing he was a DealsBot concocted by Ryan Brown with assistance from a friend at an ecommerce AI startup. He kind of just appeared on the blogs, which led me to assume S.H.E.P. was created to enable Shane to become a full time coffee and landscape Read more

Some time after I became familiar with Shep’s presence, I recall believing he was a DealsBot concocted by Ryan Brown

11/15/19
12:23 PM
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I swore (I even specifically told Shep) I wasn’t going to take part in any Shep’s Last Day Goodbyes or Shenanigans. Then I woke up this morning and since then have been annoyingly consumed and distracted by the heavy realization that he is leaving our team. Read more

I swore (I even specifically told Shep) I wasn’t going to take part in any Shep’s Last Day Goodbyes or Shenanigans.

11/15/19
11:55 AM
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Kinja Deals will never be the same without Shep. And the world will never be the same without Shep at Kinja Deals. Read more

Kinja Deals will never be the same without Shep. And the world will never be the same without Shep at Kinja Deals.

11/15/19
11:45 AM
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You literally told Shep to eat shit 20 minutes ago.

You literally told Shep to eat shit 20 minutes ago.

11/15/19
11:43 AM
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It brings me no great pleasure to tell you all that things are dire now. Really dire. Shep, a man who has done nothing but live and breath this organization has finally said “uh there’s other air elsewhere.” If that is the case, and it truly might be, what HAS everyone been breathing these last few years! Maybe he’ll

It brings me no great pleasure to tell you all that things are dire now. Really dire. Shep, a man who has done

11/15/19
11:36 AM
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Every day, we’re provided tons of evidence that there aren’t any good people left in the world. But here’s the deal: Shep McAllister is proof they exist. And, yes, he lives up to the hype.

Shep is equal parts talented, patient, hard-working, supportive, witty, and wise. He’s the Greta Thunberg of deals.

Look—I know Read more

Every day, we’re provided tons of evidence that there aren’t any good people left in the world. But here’s the

11/15/19
11:22 AM
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Hello, it’s me, Chelsea/baby, and I’m here bestow upon my former boss Shep his farewell roast. Here we go:

Hello, it’s me, Chelsea/baby, and I’m here bestow upon my former boss Shep his farewell roast. Here we go:

11/15/19
11:08 AM
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I worked with Shep during my entire five and a half years at this once great, and now morally bankrupt, company. So there’s a lot I can talk about when it comes to Shep. For instance, we’ve been to Vegas twice for work and the second time ended with the best flight delay of my life. Read more

I worked with Shep during my entire five and a half years at this once great, and now morally bankrupt, company. So

11/15/19
11:03 AM
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Shep. Sheo. Sheppo. Shepperino. Our Shepperoni Pizza. Will I ever work on a team again that allows me to absolutely drag my boss on a daily basis, with his encouragement? Definitely not. You make it so easy to bully you. You wash your face with soap. I’m never letting you live that down, you absolute psycho. You’re Read more

Shep. Sheo. Sheppo. Shepperino. Our Shepperoni Pizza. Will I ever work on a team again that allows me to absolutely