Oh you can for sure use straight vinegar. I like it, very gangsta of you.
She is so so so wise.
OH I KNOW ALL ABOUT K2r. It is indeed amazing stuff.
Not afraid to be service-y!
You have brought me so much joy on a really crummy day, thank you. Ahhh tittle doxie ears flapping in da breeze!!!!
If you’re sure I’ve figured it out, why did you explain it to me?
Okay NOW we’re talking, buddy!
I’m so glad we’ve had this time together!
I love Tuesdays.
Why would you remove the costume?!?
I am also that person and I’m so happy to have found so many of you, my people, here in this thread.
This is why I dress as a witch year-round.
Not a single one of you has asked about the meaning of the “Snake storage” bullet point. Sometimes I worry about the lasting effects of the unceasing lunacy I’ve subjected you to over the years.
Soooooo tempting ...
MINI DOGS IN A MINI COOPER AHHHHH!!! OH I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!! (But also now I am sad, snifflesob.)
I was just wondering where all the dachshunds were, YAY FOR DARCY!!!
I want to know everything about this lady’s life.
As Deadspin’s resident expert in manicure matters, I must quibble: That shade of mauve is dull and doesn’t flatter her skin tone. Furthermore, the varnish has flooded her cuticles, probably because they were over-trimmed/pushed back too far. The effect is to make her nail beds look like an infinity pool.