I’m obsessed with Shop Vacs and this is the second or third time they’ve come up in my comments this week, I’m so happy rn.
I like the way you think.
Wait, this motherfucker is coming for my moisturizers and facial products now? TAWMMY GET YA FAHKIN PAWS OFF MY CHERRY BLOSSOM SERUM I SWEAH TO FAHKIN GAWD
MR. BEAR [dies of joy]
HAHAHA OH MY GOD YOU CLOGGED A FUCKING SHOPVAC WITH YOUR OWN VOMIT??? Buddy, what the hell did you eat????
Sometimes I worry about the future, then I read stories like this and I’m all, “Yeah, no, I’ll never lack for work.”
Because you ... want hockey in August? Explain unto me.
Uch but if Hockey naps now it’s gonna be awake until August. Just give it a passie and let it pay quietly in its playpen.
Ahhh that makes me so happy! Love your user name too :)
Enjoy the greys, pal!
Cripes, don’t do this to me. Aren’t things already bad enough? Why you gotta go make me think a single kind fucking thought about Tom Brady, come on.
HAHAHA oh man, I feel so much better now! My response wasn’t so much, “Bless your heart” as it was a stunned, “Wow, do I ever need to reel things way way way back to some basics, I have failed my menfolk terribly.”
yessssssssssssssssssss /cult leader
You’re a person who has drank the Kool-Aid! Except the Kool-Aid is dirty wash water.
Oh man, thank you so much for saying so and wow, I LOVE when my Hairpin people pipe up to mention that they’re still around!!! <3 u like Bleachie!
Oh man, that sucks that the flooding keeps happening! I actually just wrote about flood cleanup for the Times, so I’m leaving that here for you (though it’s a bit more geared to More Serious Flood Cleanup).
You could use a wet/dry vac for easier cleanup, but it sounds like the mop and Pine Sol is working well for you,…
You’re a good pal, and I’m glad you gave me a space to explain the sausage-making in a way that felt right for me. LITERALLY NONE OF YOU are expected to know/understand any of this, and I’m so grateful for my job that I don’t want to be a big whiny baby to you guys. But the market pressures are real, and they’re hard…
No, I will not say “fudge” and fuck you for the tone policing. In closing, fuck ya mothah and also FOH.