I actually meant to pose this question in the column but I plum forgot to embed a poll so here, go duke this one out on Twitter.
Ooh that’s a good note, thank you!
OMG LEMME AT THOSE HEADLIGHTS I WANT I WANT
Spoiler: It is no longer true that he’s never waxed a car :)
I sometimes feel like you guys are the only people who truly understand me
Sure thing, I’ll just hop on my Roomba and drive up to the office
WHY ARE YOU WEIRDO INDOOR KIDS SITTING INSIDE RIGHT NOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE OUT HERE?!?!
I’m in the East Village working (“working”) outside and having a beer why aren’t you guys here with me?
Aww man that makes me so happy to hear, thanks pal! Levity is always a good thing, but especially now.
HAHA did you not know about Christine the Vroomba?!? One of my masterworks, to be sure.
EXTREMELY NOMINATING CHRISTINE FOR CONSIDERATION
Oh I love-love-love Oxi but it tends to be better on protein stains and dinge than on oil/grease.
Haha thank you for reading all the way to the end!! #TeamCoveralls
I like the way you think.
Thank you! I love writing them, and you guys make the job extra fun with all the great comments. Hit me with Qs if you’ve got ‘em!
So...we all know what a cat’s tongue is like