*washes down freshly filled 30-day Xanax prescription with rosé vodka*
My people have arrived!
I could be here for DAYS offering mustard takes — I mean, first of all, you can’t ask me to compare dijons with yellows, and certainly you can’t go around acting like grainy v smooth isn’t an entirely separate conversation and uch, I owe you a column, do NOT get me started down this path! — so for now I’ll just say…
I can help with that question! (Hey pal!): A bath towel is to a bath sheet as a sedan is to an SUV
<3 <3 <3
I very desperately want that to be a real product
Great rec, thanks!
I actually meant to pose this question in the column but I plum forgot to embed a poll so here, go duke this one out on Twitter.
Ooh that’s a good note, thank you!
OMG LEMME AT THOSE HEADLIGHTS I WANT I WANT
Spoiler: It is no longer true that he’s never waxed a car :)
I sometimes feel like you guys are the only people who truly understand me
Sure thing, I’ll just hop on my Roomba and drive up to the office
WHY ARE YOU WEIRDO INDOOR KIDS SITTING INSIDE RIGHT NOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE OUT HERE?!?!
I’m in the East Village working (“working”) outside and having a beer why aren’t you guys here with me?
Aww man that makes me so happy to hear, thanks pal! Levity is always a good thing, but especially now.
HAHA did you not know about Christine the Vroomba?!? One of my masterworks, to be sure.