Snoop should just be thankful that it's just Nick Young, and that Vlade Divac isn't around to handle this beef the Serbian way - rubbing it in salt, various nitrates, as well as some hungarian paprika, before allowing it to cure in a basement. And then shooting it in the back of the head and bulldozing it in to a pit…

"Complications" to watch makers are "things that do other stuff besides tell time." Day of week? Complication. Day of month? Complication? Moon phase? Complication. And so on.

More like No Balance, amirite?

I WATCHED UNTIL THE END AND TOTALLY DID NOT EXPECT THE UNC SOFTBALL ALUMNI TO BE THERE!

Strike Zone, American Waistlines Expand; Balls Rarely Seen Anymore

she said something along the lines of "That's not the first time I've heard that"

You cut out the money shot.

I was 14. The placement of this sketch in the show was important: it was buried in that weird twilight zone of the last 30 minutes of SNL which has never been anything but uneven. At best.

To be fair, the @Deadspin account has been known to do the same thing on occasion.

I know humor is valued and appreciated here, but stories where autistic children are terrorized make me insanely angry. I try not to wish harm upon others, but I hope those two cruel teens get what's coming to them.

I go to lunch still carrying this load, which is now drying out. After eating, I am off to the bathroom to clean it up...

I have a bigger issue with a massive amount of pubes at a urinal than one that hasn't been flushed.

How does one upper-deck a urinal?

Young people are funny. You had no idea it was a television show? Did you just think it was like a Hooter's style restaurant?

NBA: This is too sexy

Seriously, I was at 13 inches when I started commenting on the Internet for the first time. I'm up to 20 now.

"Why pretend he was blind?"

When I was a kid, like age 10-15, I used to tell people I had no sense of smell. That was kinda based on a lot of allergies that left me permanently stopped up for a while (and what I later found out was a deviated septum), but it eventually turned into my random weird thing people knew…

Nobody fucks with Colonel Sanders.

Why do women have to scream like they just saw a thousand newborns thrown into an incinerator everytime someone throws a punch? Relax ladies, no one's going to die. Probably.

I don't know these people at all. I'm sure they're good people. They did a bad thing. Their tailgating power is destroyed. That's a big thing.