Wait, who is teaching men to “always, always, always push and ignore” women’s boundaries? I was never taught this and I don’t know any man who would say they were. Now maybe I’m in the minority here? I don’t know.

I am a lawyer and I wish people would describe me that way: “Oh, he’s that shadowy lawyer figure that may or may not exist.” So ominous.

It never ceases to amaze me what a negative cesspool Jezebel is. Even the smallest action by a member of the Trump family warrants a long, hate-filled article at the drop of a hat. I don’t even like the Trumps, but I can’t help but feel sorry for them when I come here, which is not the reaction I should be having.

I came here to say this. It was also shocking how different the players’ reactions were in this game vs. the Clippers game. The players here immediately stopped playing when they saw what happened and pointed out the injury. In the Clippers game they all kept playing in spite of what looked like a pretty scary injury.…

I suppose I would have to agree with both of you. I read the headline a bit too quickly and assumed it would be better without the comma, or with an additional comma to make the independent clause a parenthetical. I’ll take back what I said about the comma being rogue because it does serve a purpose. However, I still…

I suppose I would have to agree with both of you. I read the headline a bit too quickly and assumed it would be better without the comma, or with an additional comma to make the independent clause a parenthetical. I’ll take back what I said about the comma being rogue because it does serve a purpose. However, I still…

You seem to have a rogue comma in your headline. I know it shouldn’t bother me, but this is the petty person the internet has turned me into over the past 15 years.

I agree with you that it’s fair to assume she’s participating in the “adult entertainment.” But there are many different levels of participation that could make a difference here. Is it just still photos, or webcam work where there isn’t other people involved? That could also make a difference.

Thanks a lot for this article, Jerk! Now I have to return a gift and find something else to buy.

I thought the same thing, until I saw that the males were reporting that they were virgins. This would be the first time in history that men would lie to someone other than their mother that they hadn’t had sex.

You’re on the wrong site to have any opinion about people being required to pay for healthcare.

Hopefully they’ll be able to use this to fix the constant pain from my broken heart! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME, KAREN!!!

I’ll allow it.

At this point I’m willing to offer my legal services for free if they decide to emancipate themselves.

What’s funny is that I’ve known about this meme for months, and yet every time somebody makes a joke about it, it still takes me WAY too long to make the connection. Still a good joke though.

I’m not the only one who thinks that Prince Harry is actually marrying up here, am I? I mean, she gets to marry a Prince and all, but he gets to marry MEGHAN MARKLE!

That all depends on which races you are... There’s probably a handbook somewhere on one of the Gawker sites about when you’re allowed to say it.

Sadly, when I hit puberty my dad was travelling a lot for work and wasn’t around to teach me things, like how to put on deodorant. My mom just bought me a stick and told me to put it on my “underarm” because she’s too proper to say “armpit”. For a year, I applied it just like in that commercial, on the bottom side of…

I agree with you there. I don’t know why I’m so preoccupied with his decision to suck on them twice. It just doubles down on the creepiness.

I can’t wrap my mind around this. Why does he have to suck on each one twice? Seems like one time along the fingers would convey whatever the hell he was trying to convey.