It’s good to see that the players aren’t too worried about losing their hundreds of dollars a year in salary and sponsorships.

I played baseball and hockey as a youth and I can tell you I’d much rather get hit by a baseball than a puck. Pucks are heavy and dense and usually somewhat frozen. I’m still in disbelief that NHL players don’t wear full masks to protect themselves from the puck.

At the prices these streaming packages are getting to, I’m wondering if there’s any point to cutting my cable package. I’d probably be paying $50-60 for internet already and my cable package is only $40 on top of that already.

This is just so much greatness. My co-workers are looking at me strangely right now.

Wait, is that what Snapchat is for? Somebody finally explained it to me in a way I can understand! Yes, I am over 35 and I feel much older than that when kids talk about Snapchat.

I came here to make a similar joke. Yours was so much better than mine. I’ll see myself out.

I just keep my headphones on at the gym and don’t pay any attention to anybody else there. That way I don’t care what other people do or say around me. I’m at the gym for me, not to impress any of the assholes there. Keep it up. I had severe anxiety issues and my primary care doctor just prescribed an anti-anxiety med…

So you’re the kid at the end of the video who looks pretty pissed off?

Why does she have to drag Janet Reno into this? That woman is a saint!

I have a bad habit of scrolling to the comments section of every article I read. I stopped doing that after reading AV Club articles because of the same crap you describe.

Will The A.V. Club still have those awesome articles about Donald Trump every hour on the 15 and 45? Because Donald Trump was once a reality TV host and therefore everything he does as President totally qualifies as pop culture, right?!

The last time somebody told me to “bring my balls” was in 2007. Ten years later I’m married to her and we have four kids.

After watching this, and getting all the feels, I wish the internet was only stuff like this.

Well I guess throw me into that group of people whose premiums skyrocketed as a direct result of the ACA. Prior to that point my insurance premiums went up by maybe 3-5% per year. When it went into effect, my plan was discontinued (even though it was not catastrophic insurance) and I was forced to find a new plan. I…

I know many people who do the same thing. Their insurance premiums got to a point where they decided to just “risk it” and pay the tax penalty. If mine go up any more, I’ll be in the same boat.

I understand that. I’ve never had Obamacare. As a small business owner, buying insurance on the open market is my only option. But the new rules and regulations put into place by Obamacare have made my open market insurance premiums increase exponentially.

I’m actually in that company myself. My insurance premiums have increased by over 200% for worse insurance coverage since Obamacare went into effect. If it goes up any more, I probably won’t be able to afford health insurance any longer. I’ve been seriously struggling with my political position for a year now because…

I bet Jared Kushner has great business cards. I bet they are subtly off-white and tastefully thick. They probably even have a watermark.

You sure have a fun way of taking a nice, personal story and turning it negative. Sure, there are some very large issues (racism in America) involved in the story. But to me, this was a great story about two men feeling empathy for each other, and an incredibly gracious response by Carter. Of course Carter didn’t have…

You guys are all missing the boat here if they want an African American genie. I mean, Sinbad should be playing the genie, right?