While you’re judging the game for aesthetic choice, I’ll be here playing through one of the few legitimate emotional experiences the medium has to offer.

I have this horrible premonition that you’re going to have to repost this in every single Darksiders thread for the forseeable future.

One-off $20 payment for all dlc.

Oh look, it’s 2017 and Nintendo finally learned how DLC is used to make money.

Exactly. People ask me about sports at social gathering and I tell them that I don’t follow sports, but I then listen, ask questions, and otherwise engage them. How fucking hard is that? If people are going to give you shit because you don’t know about something that they are passionate about, who cares? Those people…

Punch a pillow...

pretty much what I came here to say

*Nathan attempts to throw controller*

You are a grown man.

Couldn’t be easier. All you need is a pair of channel-lock pliers; regular pliers will probably do if that’s all you have.

Couldn’t be easier. All you need is a pair of channel-lock pliers; regular pliers will probably do if that’s all you…

Those are all issues presented in the game, yes, but they’re not directly tied to political conservatism in any way. They might be tied to the way that a lot of liberals tend to see political conservatism, but I think that might be more an effect of liberals seeing political conservatism as something close to “evil”.

Sniped! Thank you so much!

Sniped! Thank you so much!

Good. Now USPTO should also address this shit here:

Bet you’re fun at parties.

Moral of the story. Never trust the quiet ones.

Or Star Wars: Masters of Teras Kasi?

It also made an appearance in Metal Gear Solid 2.