Yeah, no, if it is too tight, sex is bad. Nothing here stops me from saying I am too big for condoms.

I am a simple man. I need no deeper literary criticism than Tolkien's books are incredibly boring pain that I had to slog through to finish while Moorcock's were entertaining and great, pulled me through to the end.

I am now 30 years old and I still have this thing set up in my game room.

I don't know stealth is up there, considering not a single army in the entirety of the film series used scouts or outriders. That is why you can have massive armies just appearing over the hill all the time, without any warning or signs.

I set my thermostat at 59 degrees Fahrenheit, because I am the homeowner and I pay the bills. I will be the comfortable one!

Why do you think everyone is always pursuing the Holy Grail?

Everyone on here saying that "Jesus turned into a zombie anyway, LOL" is incredibly offensive. Jesus, upon Resurrection, was not a zombie. His command of speech and mastery of arcane powers means that he was a LICH.

Which one of the Wayans brothers is playing Iggy Azalea?

Probably just having some weather, nature does that sometimes.

You forgot the space and comma when describing those bad, ass spheres.

Every single Philip K. Dick book/movie is an example of this. He is subjectively a bad writer, but his ideas are really good, and translate well to the other medium.

A female peter pan? I am sick and tired of political correctness running amok. Now male roles are being given to women! What happened to the theater I loved growing up?

So, the Keep doesn't actually let me change things? I never played 2, but I want to do something other than the default, how can I change them?

Is there a way we could change 2 and 3 into actual RPGs like 1 was?

Me.

National Men Make Dinner Day is celebrated every time I happen to get home first. Thank the gods I took all those cookery classes.

Ramin Karimloo is probably my number one man-crush, we need him to do things.

Does Fairy Tale of New York count as a Christmas song? Is Nightmare Before Christmas a Halloween movie or a Christmas movie? We need to know.

How am I supposed to play Strip CoD now?

Can this dock with the male version for safe-ish sex?