He is so predictable in some ways. I told Mr. Device that Plect would never attend the WHCD should he actually achieve the presidency.

Yay! My new version is finally catching on!

It’s worth noting that the reason Reagan didn’t attend three decades ago was because he’d just been SHOT in an assassination attempt a few weeks before. Even so, he still called in to make a few jokes over the phone.

Donald!
Has only got one ball!
Conway
Has two but very small
Spicer
Is not much nicer
And Stephen Miller
Has no balls
At all!

To be fair, Reagan had an excuse. Being shot and all.

I’m sure Alec Baldwin wouldn’t mind standing in.

this new reboot of the west wing sucks

“I am happy for those that simply do not understand, this means you had good parent(s)”

If it’s one of the rooms where they don’t know how to turn on the lights, that would explain a lot.

UK Parliament:

agreed. i hope ellie has someone drawing her hot oily/ bubbly baths everynight, and she’s got a lot of brain shampoo to hand.

Trump getting a speechwriter implies Trump getting a speechreader.

I’m sure he had prepared remarks, but the real question is, can’t anyone get him to follow his speech?

I am so sorry. Here’s a picture of my son giving our dog a belly rub. Hugs to you.

Here is my husky being cute with our last foster kitten - it makes me feel better when I am having a bad day.

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

Plus “you complete witch” is such a good callout.

going through IVF is hard, team Chrissy.

I am proud to say that in junior high I won a giant trophy at the county fair for my decorated cat cage themed “Cats in Space” (featuring many rocks with googly eyes glued on them). My cat, alas, took home a fourth place ribbon, which is basically the equivalent of a participation medal. It seems she was not a fan of…

What a coincidence . . . Here in the USA, it’s the Year of the Cock .