My parents always had a cure for boredom: Work.

I'm gonna take a shot at defining this nuance. Someone hold my beer.

As a male: Fuck everything about this. Not the "Equal opportunity, first relationship, learning experience." part. Just the part where being ugly, fat, of average intelligence — or maybe all three put together — translates to "Not worthy of being treated like a human being with feelings and desires.

I don't know if online dating is a weird place to meet people because I seem to meet strange people out living life. Granted, the *strangest* person I ever met was from an online dating site — but that doesn't necessarily mean anything.

Oh God, the Mako.

I saw Stardust for the first time about six weeks ago, on an international flight. I quite liked it. It was fun, it was a little silly, it was earnest.

It's not waste.

Well that's not creepy. (Him, not you)

Definitely not recommended to keep a banana in the pocket. Especially if you happen to be absent-minded and sit down.

If the question of how drunk you needed to be came up, I don't think dating was on his mind.

In Iceland, the top porn searches are:

Dennis Dyack and Derek Smart walk into a room. Who wins?

blinks

*patpat* It's called sarcasm and comedic exaggeration, dear.

Must've been a young one. Send her to read about the Ford Firestone problems, or info on how SUVs do in tipover testing. :P

It's called "sacrifice." It might mean an extra 20 minutes with the personal trainer. You might need to send the nanny to Whole Foods, even though you love going yourself. Kids are precious.

God, I'm tired of the way the Poors run conversations in America. Wah wah wah. Look at my problems. Look at my baby. Someone should help me take care of it!

Absence of evidence != evidence of absence is a good argument when looking for something we have no explanation for or something commonly thought to be unknowable. It begins to break down when we have increasing evidence that points to alternate conclusions.

If fossil records did not exist because (for whatever…

Anybody want to pay to see a fat guy stare at his monitor?

Anybody?

Bones, dude.

We need bones.

Also, because while what we *call* dragons exist in mythologies, what those dragons are is variant to the point of incoherency. Some have wings, some don't. Some have lairs, some don't. Some are giant serpents, some are not.