I can’t believe they didn’t discuss this on Sportscenter tonight.

Katlando Perbloom. Why one word?

New York?

He better find a lawyer quick so he doesn’t miss the deadline to file the Possession is Nine Tenths of the Law defense. And a Writ of Harem Scarem.

It’s not his fault that his coach nicknamed him “Asshole."

Damn. My brother’s wife of 18 years recently came home on what appeared to be a normal Tuesday evening and said she had something to tell him. That something was that she didn’t love him anymore and that was filing for divorce. He loves music. And cannot listen to any at the moment.

Brandon, if you could choke someone to death with your hands and get away with it, would you? Wait, let’s just skip that one.

Hearing his son say go dad at the beginning, and then running into his arms at the end got me a little. That boy is gonna have a nice day at school tomorrow.

Nine by my count.

It was really only that one time, jello puddin’ pops.

But Mountain Dew is ok. Which is weird.

Well, that can’t be unseen.

Seems like something Martin Shkreli would write. Which means Ghostface Killah took the dump. But alas, it’s not possible. The Michael Jackson Nose Kid was in D.C. yesterday, and he has never been on a date.

They already played the Pro Bowl? You will have to forgive me, I am American.

Honorable mentions to The Graduate and A Clockwork Orange.

That and the fact his children, played by different actors, are wearing different clothing (confirmed by the costume designer) sealed it for me. Great movie though.

No.

Look closer. The white guitarist behind him actually catches the microphone stand and pushes it back up. Stevie whiffed. And he only tried because he heard Paul hit it with his head.

We will soon find out the Djoker was just Djoking.