Does the car you drive have a little jingle, like an ice cream truck? If not, it needs to.

Hey, ever had an Allsup's burrito? In about 6 hours you suddenly BECOME a whoopie cushion.

more power to you, I wish my head was a roundel.

do you look like this

It seems like we're on deadspin this week.

I think I've said funny things before, but why didn't I think of this?

This was also hostile.

Just use it like that.

Pretty sure it's a Lambo, dude.

Pretty sure it's a Lambo, dude.

Still holding out for the Chip Foose edition, here.

They should just only sell it in brown.

Read it as Acura INXS.

dat rear visibility

Slimming's slimming.

35 large.

Looks like you win.

Granny shiftin' not double-clutchin' like you should.

No love for the Geely PLATE OF DUMPLINGS?

I found (I think) this actual car on sale on the Denver CL.