Oh man, I am really jealous and want to go to Jane Fonda’s weekly dance parties now. 

Kendall Roy is Amazon’s Jack Reacher when compared to Josh Hawley. (I will never accept Cruise as that character).

If I believed their outrage was genuine I’d be glad for the stress to affect their physical health. But it’s not the real kind - it’s a pleasurable performative act because cruelty is what activates their brain’s reward system.

Jeebus Chrust...hunker down ‘cuz this cover is going to send the outrage machine into supersonic overdrive...

Renée Zellweger was married for like two years 20 years ago; no kids. She seems to be fine. Helen Mirren didn’t get married until 1997 (at the age of 52,) has no kids, she was doing fine before that. Charlize Theron andwTara Reid are the same age; Theron has never been married and only adopted her first of two…

Still hot, and his wife seems like a total badass too. 

Yeeeeeeeah Tara....being single and childless is what derailed your career...

“My acting career didn’t take off like I wanted it to because I didn’t get married and have kids” is some next level cope. Her career is a result of her professional output, not her reproductive output.

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Didn’t she spend the better part of a decade wasted? I’m not making fun of her for being an addict, BUT I suspect that has more to do with her failure to secure work than whether she has kids or not. 

I suspect the only production company that might care would be those Hallmark Christian movie folks. Although, that would probably be the level of work Tara gets at this point. So maybe there’s a microscopic ounce of truth to her statement.

Bullock also married a neo-nazi and that didn’t affect her career.

I don’t know if this true. Like didn’t Sandra Bullock wait until her 40s to get married? Tara Reed doesn’t seem particularly talented to me. She did show up to several red carpets high though.

Reid’s reformed party posse who’ve somehow managed to become more than the butt of America’s jokes: Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, etc., etc.

Kim was the only reason to watch the original. The rest of them are totally annoying and were all very cliquish when it came to attacking her in public. It was so high school. They even went after her right after her brother died. It was worse than high school.

There’s a quote* that’s been attributed to several celebrities that goes something like this: “After a certain age, a woman chooses her ass or her face.” 

I think his nose got bigger and it makes his head look smaller?

Can a man’s head get narrower as he grows older?

“Now, criticism of the DNC’s decision to not schedule debates with other Democratic candidates like Marianne Williamson and RFK Jr. has been vocalized on the left, as well—former Ohio state senator Nina Turned said the compromise is “undemocratic and robs the voters of choice”—so Van Der Beek’s objection to the…

I’m over ableist assholes deciding that a stammer is an issue. Van Der Beek has been irrelevant for 20 years and can crawl back under a rock.