Out very own Matt Hardigree put together a list of twelve terrible car movies back in 2009, and in order to show you something new, this list won't include Redline, The Dukes of Hazzard with Jessica Simpson's butt or Lindsey Lohan getting Fully Loaded. Nor Rush, because - spoiler alert! - that's a great movie.

Seriously, try and look at the i8 without seeing it from now on. You won't be able to.

Can we have a West Coast Jalop Film Festival sometime too, you guys?

Well, if that isn't the eeriest sound I've ever heard, I don't know what is.

PERFECT.

Thanks :)

I hate to say this, but the cop is going to get off with a slap on the wrist.

Yeah... there was more to the movie than that.

You see, A&M is all about tradition, even if that tradition is largely just dumbed down line-dancing to poor renditions of martial music while quasi-fascists with no intention of joining the military prance around in Teddy Roosevelt-esque uniforms in front of their all-male homoerotic cheering squad, of which Rick…

I'll miss the sound of these :(

No. No no no. NO! NO. NOOOOOOOOOO. no.

Sweet baby Moses in a canoe on fire... naked carbon Aventador...

You know now that it's the Mansory F12 Berlinetta, and it's absolutely hideous.

He's out terrorizing his grandmother and his neighbors.

GAH! I forgot all about it. I went through it the other night (I commented on the Lewis Hamilton Edition Rolls).

Hey, that's fine - you have your opinion, and I get that.

Yes, but you need a good car to make it more exciting. If they had driven Corollas, it would have been completely different. There would have been 0 crashes, and the driving would have gone until one of them ran out of gas.

There was a hot chick in this one? I (sadly) finished watching it, and I don't remember there being a hot chick.

Explain why you could have swapped all of the cars for Rollas...

Seriously... this was just... such a shit show of a movie. LA to Vegas in 45 minutes?! WHAT IN THE ACTUAL F**K!?