STAHP. THAT IS AMAZING. Read more

STAHP. THAT IS AMAZING. Read more
Sailor suits?! I'm in!
I feel like half the time Sherlock claims he's deleted ridiculously common knowlege, it's just to piss John off.

"Let me tell you something, funny boy... You know that little stamp? The one that says New York Public Library? Well, that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole helluva lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before — flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention.…
At least the overdue movie wasn't Gigli.* Read more
Yeah with Demi I was listening and was sort of like "well hmm what would singing like her even sound like?" lol. But she does have a few little ticks and I do recognize her voice when one of her songs comes on. This performance didn't remotely make me think of her, but I'm not sure why she picked her to begin with… Read more
Christina Bianco does a killer Christina Bianco; girlfriend's own voice is beautiful.
The apocalypse looks like the white of the Kinja preview.
The best way to ensure you have a snow day is to complete your homework. If you plan on having a snow day and don't do it, boom, you're going in to class. If you do it, it's nothing but sledding and hot chocolate for you.
She also has daughters named Poet and Jagger. Ugh.
I bet Bruce puts a Bruce Jenner action figure in his little helicopter and whispers, "You're free. You're finally free." when he flies it around.
E PLURIBUS JOIN US.

Kevin's singing may actually be my favorite part of both Rifftrax and MST3K. His theme song for Touch of Satan is comedy gold (things get going at around 9:33).

The song that Kevin Murphy sings over the Edward/Bella piano scene absolutely slays me:
I believe the name of one of the bravest people who ever lived has been lost to history. That would be the first person ever to go ski jumping for a second time. I'm pretty sure the first time someone went ski jumping, it was an accident.
:( Everyone knows the Flying Spaghetti Monster was made incarnate in a food fight in a school cafeteria. You can try to ban his image, but he will be made manifest again, in righteous air born food rage.
Bill Robinson. He was in many of her movies. An amazing dancer.
I think it's Bojangles. A great dancer who really didn't get much from his fame, naturally because he was black. A shame.
Random Shirley Temple story: my great-grandmother was a laundress at a hotel in the 1930s. One day she found a diamond earring in the laundry that had been sent down, and she turned it in. It happened to be Shirley Temple's, and Shirley's people were so appreciative of my great-grandma's honesty, they gave her $100,… Read more