Lets face facts, men totally fucked up the galaxy and it wasn’t until Leia came along that the Rebels even stood a chance of taking down the patriarchy... I mean Empire.

Funny thing is they’ve already gone there, but I’m aching for them to take her down a peg to her face.

“Finally I had figured out that they were going to take me for all I was giving, and put out nothing in return.”

Given everything that asswipe of an ex put her through she can post obnoxious pictures of this wedding forever as far as I’m concerned.

1987, and also, watch out for toilet seats. Totally covered in HIV. *solemn nod*

When I was little, a friend of my parents came to stay with us at our apartment. He’s very well-known in the art world, so his presence didn’t go unnoticed. He’s also HIV positive, which is less well-known. In any event, someone in the building was aware of his health status and apparently went all pearl-clutching…

Yeah, the Soup is my source for knowing what everyone at work is even talking about. Not just Kardashians, but Housewives, and Toddlers and Tiaras, and all that crap. I could know the jokes without having to actually WATCH the shows. Huge bummer.

because when a dude wants to commit sexual assault, he sees the sign that says “women’s restroom” and says “Whoa! can’t go in there!”

Dammit, why isn’t “thou shalt not suffer an idiot to live” more of a thing?

Wear a skinny scarf or I may just barf?

Not exactly on topic, but is she a scientologist? Bragging about getting her product on Jenna Elfman and Kelly Preston (both known clams) gets her a side-eye.

Is it just me, or do you stop taking someone seriously the minute they use the word ‘hubby’ in a professional email?

Fuck that guy.

Is she in a... Giant Cookie Forest???

Yes, because she slept with a student. It’s that simple. If she had power over the student, then the student could not consent.

I misread that as Queens who are politicans fought until nail workers were paid. I was wondering what queens were politicans and really liked their nail people enough to fight for them until I reread it. I like my first confused reading better.

So someone help me out. Is uber/air bnb crazy cheap or something? Because when these services came out my first thought was, why the fuck would i get into some rando car who i don’t know where anything could happen? Same with air bnb, maybe this person claims they’re gone and then they come and hacksaw me to pieces.…

I really hope that couple from the coffee story are still together and fighting crime with funky disco beats, choreographed truck moves, and the unwavering ability to tell someone to shut the fuck up.

The writing on that one is the BEST. I lost it at fleeing the great Fucks Famine of 2015.