He can’t vote for anyone since he’s a felon so it’s not like his opinions on who anyone should vote for anything, from his local school board president to the President of the United States.

“She’s in HR, they aren’t exactly known for manual labour.”

Doesn’t she look tired?

‘Cause I needed another reason not to watch Cosby Show reruns.

I don’t know about the rest of you but all I got from this is that Kelsey and his friends think women who get abortions should be shot in the vagina for it.

“I like chocolate chip cookies without the chips.”

No, what’s bizarre are their hats! Yup, those are cameras strapped to their heads.

They’re called Squirrel Busters and they even have t shirts:

• “Kanye wants to send Kim to finishing school,” which is something I didn’t know still exists.

They put her in a room with a couple of law enforcement officials after Leah Remini went off the reservation and she told them she was exactly where she wanted to be, that no one was holding her captive and that she was very happy to stay right where she was. Though, in the doc, people who’d been put in their…

It’s like a circular human centipede.

The Co$ knows how to game Google’s Edge rank, that’s all.

I tried but I kept hearing it in Perry Mason’s voice instead and all of a sudden the accusation sounds reasonable.

Witch hunt?

“He’s got a silver spoon in his mouth. The fact that he pulled it out of his ass beforehand means nothing.”

Can I add “It is what it is” people to your list:?

Butcher’s a must, his Aleran Codex is a great high fantasy series, and the Dresden Files are hands down the best urban fantasy you’ll ever read! He’s also started a steampunk series that’s coming out soon. I started off liking Rothfuss, but after a second read I realized it was just an infatuation, too many Mary Sue’s…

I love Warbreaker and his Stormlight Archive is fantastic, if you haven’t gotten around to it yet. Him and Butcher are my two favorite fantasy writers right now.

You’re forgetting his amazing voice over work on American Dad where he plays Stan’s Native American millionaire half-brother.

Team Smenkhkare!