Abortion would be covered by everyone's free national healthcare. Marijuana would be legal in fifty states. Oh, wait... forty nine. The whole state of Texas would be gone. And since about 30% of college students attend a college with some religious affiliation, nobody should get bumped from a class roster anymore.

Now come on. Everyone should know by now that this material plane is just the equivalent of an online massive multiplayer game that our higher selves are playing. You play games where dire things happen, don't you? And then you go have dinner or something and play it again later. That's our higher selves. And you go…

Gif-love!

This is the most exciting thing to happen in my life since Point Break LIVE.

MAYBE HES NOT REALLY A SOLDIER!!!!!

Are you certain he is reeeeaally with the Army? Perhaps that's just a cover?

Oh my God! Fire them all!

I know. It's amazingly shoddy production. It annoys the hell out of me too. Just freaking Google it!

They should have had an infection control consultant on the show as well. They don't know how to use basic personal protective equipment. My favorite has to be when they used a large gauge human blood draw needle to extract blood from the vein of a rat. I would think rat veins are smaller than human ones.

I could look at it all day. Especially when I have Pandora on. Dance party in my cube!

Of course. I even leaned forward a bit.

Story Corps is the best!

Like it. Cue Ice Monster and Yeti.

Same! It's always right as I am about to get to work, and then I have to sit in my car for an extra few minutes and compose myself.

Thanks for making me laugh. It is always a good time for Jean Ralphio.

Had an ex that was obsessed with this series. She got left behind.

Liquid hot magma!

yep, my first thought was the Fremen.

This article is skirting the line that Jez draws whenever anyone expects feminism out of them...