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Yup. Fuck off our culture straight people, thanks.

Yeah, it's funny.

This could work if it was "look at the ridiculous lewd things men say on dating sites!" and they read gross things straight guys said too, but the gay-only thing really ruins it. I'm not an easily offended gay, but I don't like this.

Gee, how funny would it be if me and a bunch of my gay friends read out women's OKCupid and other singles sites profiles? Oh so educational, right?

My gay friends would say "leave us the fuck alone." It's kind of unpleasant to see the source/premise of the comedy here: hetero and lesbian women, presumed to be more chaste and above it all, condescend to acting out the weird/gross stuff gay males tell each other." It's fun because we'd never say that nasty shit!"

not to speak for the male gay community, but isn't this analogous to the tired comedy genre of "white people marveling at hip hop vocabulary"?

Yeah, if anything the proliferation of knockoffs increases the status of having the 'real thing' and makes people want to buy it more.

"Companies are losing money because they're not getting these sales. I think if someone wants a Michael Kors purse they're going to buy one whether it's legitimate or counterfeit."

Yeah, he skipped out on his counseling...and got 3 years in the joint. You kinda left out Step B there.

Unfortunately, life is very rarely fair. If the accusations against him are true, he's an awful person. If they aren't, he's still not a great person; you generally have to do some bad shit to get accused of sexually molesting a child.

Why are the commenters on this site perpetually attacking people in articles about their weight? This man allegedly performed heinous acts of abuse on a child. That in itself is reason enough for your scorn. There's no need for his weight or appearance to ever be made an issue. But, hey, it's an easy punch, right? See

Everyone knows that the only child molesters that exist are the creepy dudes with the full beard in that broken down white van with no windows. Duh. The totally ordinary (or even pillars of the community) can't possibly be monsters.

So I think we can safely assume now that karma is not a bitch.

Yeah, he's lowlife scum...but he's lowlife scum that did his time. I wouldn't want him as a neighbor, but I'm not going to begrudge him his good luck.

I am always perplexed by the strict nature of Greek organizations (particularly sororities). They are very active in protecting their image and protecting themselves from liability. I fully understand the reasoning, but it has always rubbed me weird. This kind of adds to it - why is there such strict policing of the

  • 98% guaranteed sexual assault.

It's time those boys dropped the pretense.

When you have a history of being physically abusive, the "I've caused scars" metaphor sounds especially sinister.

I watched part of the interview. I really never thought Bush was a bad guy- a bad president, but I think he was always well intentioned. He just should have done something other than go into politics.

Gotta be honest, Jez, I'm disappointed that everyone is so quick to give credence to some silly letter issued by a frat. Your friends over at Gawker have at least cast SOME aspersions. I'm disappointed that the response is "WELP! Guess she lied!"