Are you saying it's Schrödinger's Poop?

I thought it was probably actual poop, but there was really no way of knowing.

So viewed, the record reveals that in July 1997, Roorda attempted to try to "cover" for another police officer by filing a report that contained false statements as to what happened during a suspect's apprehension and arrest.   As a result of this false report, all charges against the defendant involved were dropped,…

I thought it was offensive when the officials by the goal line kept making that same gesture in St. Louis today. Enough is enough.

So, let me get this straight: Missori cops want to punish black men for putting their hands up and saying "Don't shoot." Hrm.

Maybe if the cops stuck with exercising their first amendment rights, and not moving to the other amendments, we wouldn't have a problem.

I feel like playing football in your racist, God-forsaken city is punishment enough, SLPOA

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

I know, right? Science is always improving lives.

"Over time, as the domestication process continues, it would not be unreasonable to expect cats to become more like dogs."

My address is on the net, your address is probably on the net, it's really not a big deal. Nothing is going to happen to him, everyone seems to think that he's in danger. Zimmerman is still around, still being an all around asshole, nothing has happened to him. Black people are not animals (well they are in the…

Hmm . . . you say he won't appear in wake of the grand jury's decision not to indict Darren Wilson, but he says he won't appear in the wake of civil unrest. Same outcome, to be sure, but the emphasis is a little different.

What is he, a peasant?!

As much as I hate to say this, at some point in time everything gets forgotten. But I think this round has a lot more staying power because of how the Internet works now. When this story broke in 2005, publications didn't keep their stories online for long periods of time, which seems to be pretty standard now, and…

Can I judge these schools because they hold twerking competitions for internships and simultaneously be appalled that that's what's called twerking in Czech Republic?

100% stolen culture

99.5% white country.

Is it white in here or is it just all of them?

She's not worried about being associated with a sex offender named Bill, because Hillary Clinton is also associated with a sex offender named Bill, and it hasn't hurt her career. Wait, am I missing something?

I feel like that will just lead to a lot of disinterested dudes not jumping to Bumble from Tindr. In addition to the creepy ones, of course.