With the cost of drinks on a date, especially a bad date, its bound to be cheaper than Tinder!

LOL

Ahhhh the trifecta.

The best part of the story

I was going to give you a pep talk until the last item. I’m so sorry. I hope you have a liquor store or bar nearby.

My job fucking sucks and I’m worried I’m going to be fired. Got taken off a big project for somewhat arbitrary reasons, and my request to reconsider was ignored :(

This. So much this.

Its like that SNL commercial with Ben Affleck...

It’s in between? No it’s not as good, they are too botox frozen to have the same expressions while speaking, so it appears less genuine, especially Laura Graham...

Do you smell burning?

He thinks its like an inside-fruit? Like... you plant the seed... then it grows and grows, slowly hanging lower and lower in the birth canal, until it is so heavy that “plop” it falls right out.

Guys who have also assaulted someone who hope their futures don’t get ruined as a result?

PM me? I’m a City Mouse Canadian living in small town WV, going on six months, for my partners job. I’m working remotely from home, travelling back monthly has been key though.

I am surprisingly friends with two exes. It never happens overnight. Took about a year to be able to come close to social... Don’t let him force friendship right now, because you going no contact for six months doesn’t preclude friendship later. If you’re mutually respectful and its there, you will be friends. Take…

All of this. No way in hell does he agree to depositions about his behaviour. Nor any of the other inevitabilities... He would have to give contact information for all his female subordinates and coworkers, release all of the apprentice tapes etc. Never going to happen.

I’ll turn you in to a makeshift bird feeder, sir

Those poor conservationists.

Chunky, and I’ll peanutbutter anyone who disagrees.