There was a notion that it was a fake thing?  I figured anyone that’s ever seen more than like two penises would know that this is a real thing already.

Excess violence?? You kidding me?? The guy tried to pull a gun on a bunch of police officers.

There are 4 versions of Mario, so…why not a 5th?

GIVE US OUR DIDDY KONG RACING SEQUEL YOU COWARDS

I don’t even have to caption it...

I heard Nikola Jokic owned slaves

Sources say school administrators were suspicious of the high school teacher who could apparently pay rent AND feed himself.

You really don’t like her, do you? He’s apparently had multiple affairs but she’s the ‘triflin one, eh?

Lucien Laviscount? Barbara Broccoli? What is this, a knock-off Harry Potter?

I didn’t know Kit Harrington was in the running as well.

But everyone assured me we were getting a black, trans, autistic, quadriplegic Bond.

Security camera footage:

“Here’s some free stuff” “Oh I have to have the app installed for one day to get it? PASS”

Curious about the headline. Is there a history of America letting Black women linger in foreign detention during politically volatile situations? I’m not an expert so I genuinely don’t know. Being first implies that others in similar situations have not been released. Maybe ‘only’ Black woman is the more appropriate…

Looks like jezebel still doesn’t understand the definition of “wrongfully detained”.

No. Let him be pissed. It’s a fucking joke that this happened 

Sorry this deal is a fail. I feel for her but to turn over a war criminal arms dealer and not at least get the other Americans in detention back is a total failure. So if you are a famous wealthy American we’ll get you home at a horrible cost to security and the world, but anyone else - yeah sorry you’re on your own -…

“[I] would very much like to be excluded from this narrative.”