If the past 10 years have showed me anything, these rumors are almost always true.

All you need to know about James Corden and how he treats his staff you can learn from watching this clip of him playing “Spill your guts or fill your guts” on his own show with guest Jimmy Kimmel. It’s a truth or dare type thing where if you refuse to answer a question, you have to eat a gross thing. Kimmel gamely…

The David Lynch Foundation? Is Kyle MacLachlan the president?

Have people not been texting themselves via conventional SMS for years? It’s not like we’ve had to pay per text for ages.

Lewis must be gnashing his teeth thinking “why couldn’t this have happened last year?”

I know I won’t be the only one to say this, but his is the voice I hear in my head when I read Batman dialogue. That’s never going to change. Far, far too young, but what a legacy.

... for the humorless.

Hard disagree. Dave Chappelle is the funniest person on the planet.

The combination of Chappelle hosting and regular SNL writers not participating bodes well for this being a good episode.

Maybe the series needs to take a sa-bat-ical.

Sounds like this enterprise is Wayne-ing.

I don’t have particulary strong feelings one way or another about anyone’s relationships, but that dude has a supremely punchabla face. I’ll give you that. 

Majors should have been Clubber’s son lol

You could say she was royally pissed off.

I don’t get all the fucking anguish, crying, and other performative shite royalists and others are undertaking out of the delusion they had a personal connection to some 96 year old woman they didn’t know but likewise I also really don’t get people passionately and ecstatically celebrating her death as though said 96…

The "Bad Dragon," as some call it. 

Clearly that thing hanging off his belt is the “royal pleasurer”

“So, any going theories as to what the title could be referring to, lore folks?”

I’m enjoying the time skips. It’s giving me Rome-like vibes, which makes the episodes feel more like snapshots of history and less like a contrived drama.