+1 RIM shot

You can’t teach an old dog new tricks. I remember this every time I see someone who still has a blackberry.

You miss 100% of the memes you don’t tweet.

Depends how you look at it — some say the Warriors are experts on choking.

I think Sprewell showed that Warriors players do in fact have a history of grabbing things by the throat.

Well, it would be actually kind of refreshing to find out a Warriors player knew how to grab something by the throat.

No more hacks in the NBA? I love it! Stephen A. Smith has hung on for far too long.

Jesus wasn’t hung. Everyone knows he was crucified.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

I’m 19 and on hella drugs in that photo, and find it funnier with each passing year

Wes Welker then went home and gave a similar interview to his desk lamp.

Changing your opinion on something based on new facts presented is something an intelligent mind does. If you were still defending PSU at this point (even before these most recent items came to light) it’s pretty safe to say you’re not in that category.

So if you’re an unwavering JoPa supporter, do you:

+4'33"

Rebuttal: This Piano Is Fine

Messi Hurt; Assaulted by Math

No way that’s Jeter’s lineup. It’s got the actress with the most range at short.

I’m sure everyone who was watching this live was disgusted by this language, and I hope ESPN received calls from all 3 of them.

ZONA PELIGROSA.

Alternate headline: “Asshole Dies For Doing Asshole Things.”