I gotta say there really are women who have "cable guy" or "Pizza Guy" fantasies.

Wait, why are recently cleaned carpets an excuse not to date?

Do not finish the last season of Dexter. At the very least, don't watch the last episode unless you're ready to go out and buy a new television because the one you currently own has been bludgeoned to death by three shoes, a bottle of whatever you were drinking at the time, and possibly another piece of furniture.

As pointless as season 6 was (if I recall the events) I did like the story arc for the doomsday killer. The ending was obvious, but it was still fun to watch him kill.

You can skip every season after 4, for that matter. Season 7 is alright, but you have to sit through a meh season 5 and a pointless season 6 to get to it.

Dexter is a series of books, I think it is still going, so you have a lot of reading to catch up on. You can skip the last season though since it's bullshit (also the tv show has little to do with the books)

You should also check out Hannibal from NBC.

Wait, you have a budget? I usually just buy games and at the end of the month I go "AWWW SHIT!!!".

This time I will collect ALL the toys! I will also be ready for when Mama Minku arrives. Just try to stomp on me again, Gurl.

Game Name: Brave Fencer Musashi

Onimusha (series)

Onimusha

Final Fantasy XII

And if you choose to re-subcribe, regardless of how much time has passed since your membership expired, you can then go back and re-download/replay anything and everything you've gotten for free through PS+. There kind of has to be an incentive to keep subscribing to a subscription service, and that's it. And it's a…

Were you planning on letting your XBL gold membership run out? On PS+ I'm getting like a game a week free plus a bunch of discounts. I'm paid off through 2015!

I'd really like to play No Man's Sky. Is there any way the gaming community can help these guy's out?

IT JUST ISN'T DAMNIT!

When you are done crying into a pillow, we will be here for you.