I'm with you, Kelly. It fits her like a fucking dream and also makes it look like she was down to just grab Grandma's damask tablecloth, tie it on and shout, "LET'S DO THIS, MOTHERFUCKERS"

I want to bring caftans back so bad.

The Cosby stuff didn't really knock me over but they didn't give TWO FUCKS and I loved it. Major kudos for not keeping a lid on it.

All the sick fear on everyone's face in the audience: totally worth the 9 minutes it took to watch this. The light poking these blowhards receive once a year is not enough.

Frances McDormand is magnificent.

I'm I've been waiting for their opening for weeks. And they did not disappoint. Brava, Amy & Tina. Brava.

LOLLLL. Asking a friend's parents to drive you somewhere is TOTES THE SAME as asking a friend's parent to take you to prom and then blasting pictures of her in a bikini on Twitter to see if you could really get her to do it.

This is a little off-topic, but... I had a friend who showed up to my father's funeral wearing jeans and work boots. Because that's what he wears for his job. He took his lunch break two hours early so he could come and pay his respects and I thought it was lovely. He made an effort to be there for my family and we…

Weirdly lumpy. Like he went lo fi and actually used a SOCK.

STOP IT. JUST STOP.

It seems to be the unpopular opinion, but I agree that it is just unnecessarily cruel. I've spent my entire professional career in colleges and universities (not in athletics) so maybe I am a bit protective of college athletes. This just seems like senseless humiliation for someone who Deadspin would usually point…

There are 136 replies to this. Please tell me that I'm not the only one suggesting that we maybe act like human beings and not make fun of a 20 year old kid who had something hideously embarrassing happen to him on television? Maybe? Just this once?

Hopefully the coach will be a little more specific in the future when he calls for the runs.

Isn't involuntarily shitting your pants a symptom of pretty significant head trauma associated with concussion-like symptoms? I read an article about how this is a thing football players taking huge hits to their head do (maybe even on deadspin itself). So while we can laugh at him for shitting himself, this may…

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

Solange is my style icon; if I were long and lean. Sigh. Steven Tyler gives good advice.

So, pretty soon, Alec Baldwin will not be the only family member throwing temper tantrums. Good to know.

Is Adrian Grenier turning into John Stamos?