What does RZA have to do with this atrocity?

Truth time- I AM lonely (I moved to a city where I do not have any real friends). So, thank you, Netflix. I fucking love you.

BOOOO!

I am not being snarky or hateful when I say that woman has a major substance abuse problem. My bets are on prescription methamphetamines.

OMFG- that video.

WHY ON EARTH WAS SHE HIRED FOR THIS GIG?!?!

What's your address? I'll send you one.

Ummmm...you mad at glitter, boo? It's a stupid prank. You really need a guarantee? Damn.

This just made my LIFE! Get it, boy!

She can do no wrong and she rocked the hellllll out of that dress. Love.

Right? Most looked horrified. But the question is why? He's a sick rapist. Dont'cha know?

Daaammmnnn- that Bill Cosby joke was straight gangster! I wasn't expecting that! That's balls, baby.

Oh, Miss Rose. The Rock effortlessly rocked the fanny pack and did so with non-ironic GRACE. Hello...mock turtleneck paired with a sweet-ass chain? Leto wishes.

GIRLS actress?!? Please. TRANSPARENT actress. Come on, Jezebel. Get your shit together.

Have fun in jail, dipshit!!!!

Ugh. Nomally celebrities don't bother me- even the Kardshians. I feel nothing. But this one and her absolutely epic fame-whoring ways really gets under my skin. She is gross.

I'm mad about the t-shirt he's wearing in the header picture. Come on, Obama. My mom wears the same shapeless tee to vaccuum the house. You are a handsome man! Slim-fit for life!

I really, really REALLY wish I had not read that. I think I am going to be sick.

My absolute, all time favorite song from Bob's Burgers is "Buckle it up, buckle it up! Buckle it up or you'll die!"

This man is incredible.