JKLauderdale
JK Lauderdale
JKLauderdale

More randomness... TY for the reply :)

I feel like a whining beggar asking to be un-greyed but OMFG I’ve been here for YEARS and even tried posting links but got nowhere. It’s like a fkn fraternity where only those who are recognized can acknowledge those who are recognized.

I don’t deny that my mind is a randomly assorted sock draw. Doomed to fail at Trivial Pursuit but utterly annoying at historical-fiction movies... That being said, anything you can do to get me the fk outta the Greys?

I have bad knees(one sets off metal detectors) and heel spurs... I’m walking 6.4miles 3days/wk in these $25 shoes. Just pure luck I found them, was a bit buzzed when I googled “heel spurs walking shoes” and this was tangentially linked. Figured, “fk it, it was cheap enough”... I now own 3 pairs

Yes, they come in

I have bad knees(one sets off metal detectors) and heel spurs... I’m walking 6.4miles 3days/wk in these $25 shoes.

Big 3: Cross Team Evolution(CTE)
Josh Jackson, Nikita Filatov and Charles Harris

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Whilst it may not necessarily be “shotgun”, here’s the best I could do for you... Amusingly enough, also Russian. You’ll notice the pad in the front where you can lay down. No doubt there’ve been a few Mile High members initiated there.

It’s shit like this that make modern players want to sit out and NFL players dislike pre-season games

USA Team: You guys want to come play for us this year?

We looking at a new Chunky Soup ad in the making?

I question if this would even be a shocking revelation to Philly natives. 

Truth - I actually spent 12min closing my aunt’s Safari tabs the other day. Another few minutes closing her open apps.

I have to do this every time I see her, the last time was early July and I don’t think she’d closed a single page or app in between or has done so since last Fri.

Ya know, that could actually work. Then just tattoo the rest of the zipcode on his face. 69101 = Central Nebraska, he would fit right in. Totally inconspicuous!

Face paint and claim to be some sorta idiot-wiseman? Depending on the country, (India?) he’d even be able to marry the 13yr old of his choice.

13yr old, says it right in your link

What if there was a rogue element within the Republic looking to corrupt its protectors and destroy them from within? What if they wanted to setup a tyrannical government and, ironically, their downfall is brought about by a droid duo of Abbot and Costello.

You could stretch that out for another 3-4 movies if you make

Referee shot in head... We sure this wasn’t in Pee-Wee league?

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Me’thinks you’ve overlooked Death, one of the best proto-punk bands known to man

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Why? Because it just popped up on my station as I clicked the link... Most Queen tracks need no further reason to be shared!

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Fuck Sinatra, this is the best take on the song...