Best cure for a hangover? More alcohol they say.

We could do a War game about monkeys.
Me thinks it'll sell like hotcakes.
Assuming hotcakes sell at all anymore. I'm pretty sure I'd rather have a waffle.

ApeWar
5 classes
Gorilla, Orangutan, Spider, etc.
Gorilla = Heavy class. Rocket launcher that shoots poop.
Orangutan = Assault Class. AR that shoots poop.
Spider monkey =…

BattleBoobs III: Crying Over Spilled Breast Milk
BattleBoobs IV: Return Of Hairy Nips

I don't know how balanced the game will be though.
DD = Overpowered
A = :(

Well might as well add in a dildo rocket launcher then.

True. Not very realistic.
COD = No female soldiers.
And not once have I witnessed male soldiers raping female soldiers in game, like it happens IRL. Women Soldiers are more likely to be assaulted then killed in battle.

Serve your country proud.

Warface is giving me Warboner.

I just used a "bart simpson" analogy.

Because that's not how it is in real life.
If you're going for realistic-esque, female soldiers showing tits is about as whacky as putting Bart Simpson in the game as a playable soldier.

Warbreasts?
I think we're getting somewhere here.
BattleBoobs!
Okay lets get to making this game.

It doesn't make sense. Guys have that vest thingy, why would the girls not wear it just to show off some tit in the heat of battle?

Warface? You mean Wartits.

You just had to make me go from "eh the kids have a pad, they aren't going to kill themselves at least" back to "God this parent is out of touch" Reminds me of my childhood friend who wasn't allowed to watch The Simpsons. Boy did he turn out swell.

This is a pic from 2008. You can see the "i hate my life" in his eyes.

And it's misnamed. The "back" button does not take you back to anything. 99% of the time the B (or O on PS) takes you back.

Or if you wanted to spend 200+ on a console you could .... buy an actual console. Xbox 360? Ps3? Ps4? Xbone? SM? (steam machine)

So it's basically a computer from 2005?

LOL.
Just as I thought. "No tv. here watch this tablet instead"
Those kids are going to be soooo fucking bad when they get a little older.
"I'm 14 and dad never let me have a tv in my bedroom so fuck everyone I'm gonna burn down the school and drink beer and shit"
/exaggeration

What's even funnier is you can't even see the hat you're wearing. It's basically like saying "hey look at my penis on my head. It doesn't matter but it's pretty big"

Torturing your kids with no TV in their room?
Fuck.
I couldn't imagine growing up with no bedroom tv. If you were my dad I'd probably kill myself.
You're probably ironic though. "no kids you can't have a $20 tv in your room. But you can have this $600 ipad"