the 4.0-liter head I have sitting in my living room

Ideal time to go buy The Extended Warranty.  I know a Prince in Nigeria who can set you up.  Want the email address?

The first book for 45's Liebrary

First,  you’re going to have to explain what a library is to Trump.

They are indeed. I can’t wait to get another one, then get kicked out of the house by Mrs. Aardvark because of some BS like, “Buying two impractical sports cars is not the same as having one practical car.”

CNN’s new political editor probably sees a lot of promise here. 

As an over-50 person, it amuses me to no end how idiotic the younger generation can be on social media.

They should let Ashley Feinberg vet her company’s own social media hires.

Thank god we don’t have an Angry White Male with Guns© problem in this country.

Theroux wasn’t at Aniston’s party that day because he was busy buying cheese at Citarella in the Village. Eyewitness.

And whether or not Jen was pregnant.

Wow, when was the last time you saw an Arkansas coach fail to take the high road?

I have a degree in journalism from Rutgers, which is probably why I’m home alone in a snowstorm drinking wine before noon.....

Trump must think the stress of being fired at any time gets people to work better.

Steps to get on Trump’s bad side:

Recall the Junkers J52 - all corrugated.

Russian President Shocked At How Well It’s All Going

If the intent of the original framers of the Constitution still held sway Clarence Thomas would still be livestock.

Deciding to talk about ground speed, not airspeed, is kind of clickbaity. Nobody ever used ground speed when talking about airplanes. You might as well report on Torchinsky walking at 30 mph on a windy day.

you can go piss off and go back to whatever shitty right wing comment section you came from.