Man I wish they were made out of another type of material, so that way they could call them something else, and have that be accurate in what they are describing.

6000 dollar shoes.

The flaccid response from the male anchor using the iPad was appropriate.

So this means that f1 racing is even more boring now?

I know you'll never be more popular than the Italian combo with that kind of attitude.

Electronics can hypothetically make Lil B a basketball player, but sure as hell can't make him a recording artist.

It actually looks like he grabs the back of the knee, hooking his fingers inside the tendons. If you've never had this done to you, I can tell you that it is not fun and you will likely fall from it.

Am I too late for a Lebron James joke?

He looks alright, but it's kind of depressing that he's still only able to speak gibberish.

Stab me once, shame on you.

Stab me twice, _________.

Does it come with a manual that explains how to justify the cost to your wife?

No! See that is what I thought too. But it is the Backstreet Boys.

Retiring at 26, huh? He must have learned that you can make $728/hr working from home! My sister did it and now she smokes all the meth she wants!

It's "CrossFit" not "Adam & Steve."

This is the only bladerunner shooting I care about.

Can we all just admit that the only Oscar worth giving a damn about, lives in a fucking garbage can spending his days heckling passersby and giving questionable advice to children? Can we?

The lead picture is deceptive. Its obvious that the driver is taking a selfie and he just so happens to look like a map.

I thought I would chime in on this and agree. Eliminate as many of these chemicals as possible from your diet.

Even though I think Nascar is one of the dumbest "sports" and I don't understand its popularity, I can now understand why someone might like Jeff Gordon.

What is amazing is that most people pay more attention to what quality gas they put in their car than what kind of food they put in their body.