As a Philly sports fan, I'm glad I don't really get into the NBA too much.

Well, no shit there were so many crashes. The stupid Russians only finished building half the pipe.

Philadelphia's team name continues to grow more optimistic.

They're just being sore lugers.

He broke his pole? Ouch.

Joe Banner will be replaced by his younger brother Bruce.

To be honest, I'm not sure I've ever heard [a good luge joke]."

"Act like you've been there before." - Rick Reilly 6 years ago

Amusing since in English, "Russian" means "drunk."

And here I was thinking the first gay football player would be a center... you know, because he'd always have a guy behind him.

Don't take me seriously ever.

...the best (worst) part is the fans and talking heads expect some 18-23 year olds to act more mature than a bunch of 40-60 year old grownups.

Disabled Russians really hate Charlie Brown.

Everytime I see those dolls, I think of this.

Am I the only one that thinks 217 is light for an outside line backer? I get it that this kid is still young but I knew kids playing the position in high school that were a similar height but had 20-30 lbs on them.

"Anyone caught eating sausage will be promptly arrested" - Vladimir Putin

"Fuckin' noobs. If you really wanna burn Shaun White, all you gotta do is rise."

Wait.... caviar and lobster tail? Are these the people who go to the superbowl in a tuxedo and top hat wearing powdered wigs?

someone had left an indeterminate amount of semen on the sheets of the second bed, and those sheets had been taken away for cleaning, and hadn't come back.

...not all man holes are always covered