I feel sorry for her. She’s gorgeous, but so over-botoxed she can barely smile. She must be hella insecure, and Cheeto probably insults her regularly to keep it that way.

Melania’s outfit looked great, but her hair was a no.

If your cornflour is blue, you should probably throw it away.

Melania looks like she is attending the christening of the Death Star

The Golden Age of politicians hath ended! Let the Diamond Age of the 1% commence!

And as I can remember for Obama’s first inauguration, it was fucking cold out! It is rather temperate today. Michelle had short sleeves on earlier.

Wait, where was the biker “wall of meat” to protect him? Did they get lost?

So proud of D.C. Right now. I’ve seen some pics and there is nooooooobody out. The only people around are bumbfucks with racists t-shirts. (Shocker, I know).

nah, he’ll rationalize it (republicans have jobs! it’s cold out!) he will never give in to self reflection at all, and later when he boasts about historic crowds (they were the best! the biggest! big league!) he’ll actually remember it that way.

Of course he’ll say “the biggest crowds ever.” In the face of video, audio, books and newspaper accounts, he’s still managed to deny, lie and exaggerate with a straight fucking face. The sign of a true sociopath.

I’m sure he’ll say, “we had the biggest crowds ever!!” But deep down it kills him that the crowds are small, just like it kills him that he is perceived as an illegitimate president.

You gotta see what Kellyane Conweigh is wearing today. It looks like something from an 80's talent show with a 4th of July theme. Or maybe she got a tailor to make her an American Girl outfit.

My first thought was that Trump in the White House, all friendsies with Putin, and criticising the intelligence community...it’s killing GHW Bush.

I mean...eek, I don’t wish death on him just to overshadow the inauguration!

He’s always struck me as the epitome of class.

I met him once, and while I disagree with him politically on almost everything, he was a kind and charming man to a nervous bunch of 20-year-old college girls who were there to sing for his anniversary party (one of the more random things to happen to me in my life). I can’t forgive his son for what he did to this…

Politics aside, I do send him my best wishes. I also feel for W, who I’m sure would rather spend time with his father than be at the inauguration. Because real talk, “responding well to treatments” at age 92 is pretty guarded language.

I’m not old enough to remember the details of Bush’s legacy....but this letter will always be a way of looking back to a time when things weren’t as they are now.

I’m just going to assume that all these pizzagaters are running an elaborate child-sex ring and are simply looking to deflect attention away from themselves.

I have mixed feelings about the “new” DC animated continuity (I think it’s all one continuity right?) but I do like Wonder Woman’s look very much...if it had pants.