I only ever saw it at that one Sears.

For me, Rock vs. Vin Diesel is no contest. Vin Diesel has had my heart ever since I heard he taught Dame Judi Dench to play Dungeons and Dragons on the set of The Chronicles of Riddick. That is so unbelievably adorkable.

I’ve never been in a Nordstrom. I think they only came to Canada in the last year or so.

When I was a kid, the ladies room in the Sears at a local mall had a whole separate sitting room attached to it with comfy couches and chairs that you had to walk through it, to access the facilities which were separated by a another door. My brother reported the Men’s didn’t have anything similar. Looking back on it…

Good lord. That is a type 2 diabetes in gif form.

Meanwhile in Canada:

Awesome. :)

I don't think she will have any competition to be the flag bearer for the closing ceremonies.

Ugh.

Isn’t that always the way NBC does it? We get NBC and CBC up here, and it seems like every Olympics NBC’s coverage is light on actual sporting events compared with CBC.

My hair is white, and there’s no option for that, either.

Problem with your argument is that the Roman Empire only fell in the West. The Eastern Empire, which contained the larger population and most of the wealth endured for another thousand years.

Creeps across history have fixated on their daughters. Casanova wrote that he couldn’t understand how a loving father wouldn’t want to bed his daughter.

Relish in tuna?

No, I haven’t read a book about the Roman Empire written hundreds of years ago, whose conclusions about what caused the fall of the Western Empire are now largely rejected by historians.

Constitutional reforms made by the Emperor Diocletian made the Roman Senate irrelevant over a hundred years before the Western Empire fell. I still don't understand why you are blaming a Roman democracy, when they didn't have a democracy...

Stupendous democracy? Rome?

Anyone who was voting Trump before this is an idiot...

Of course their signage would be pink and purple, instead of the colours far more commonly found in American politics: red and blue.

He makes them come out for a weekend cross fit session.