Yeah, he sounds like a "Gavin."

All due respect, champ, you really don't seem like that great an arbiter of who's "eloquent."

now who is being ignorant?

How do you know she isn't already aware that Africa is a continent and not a country?

I have always wanted to go to Africa (to teach English)

If he really stopped being an asshole, he'd have to get a day job, and you don't move to New York to get a day job.

You should seriously check it out. It's like Supernatural if it knew what to do with a female character besides "murder for maximum manpain."

I can't see Moretz enthusiastic about anything without assuming it's some kind of plot against Jack Donaghy.

We can haz very special episode?

Thank you. Day at a time and all that.

So I mentioned earlier in the week that I'm looking into volunteering for RAINN's hotline in their D.C. office; well, I've been approved, and I'll be doing my in-person training in November. Hope I do well.

"For a Dancer" by Jackson Browne. I was really close to my younger sister, but she cut off contact with me a year ago today shortly after she was a groomswoman at my wedding, and the song always kind of reminded me of her since she's in a dance troupe at her college. I always miss her like crazy when I hear it

Nope. Take it away, self-proclaimed "really smart guy" Donald Trump.

Well, that explains that, but GOD do I hate parents who think the name their child will have to carry all their lives is a great opportunity to brag about what well-read special snowflakes the parents are.

It's not cute. His name is "Dax."

You tell those amateurs, person who managed to bankrupt a casino!

Well, maybe if Obama or Bush had "President of Papua New Guinea" as part of their official title...

Except I'm not an apologist for American human rights violations either. That just wasn't what I was talking about. You realize you sound like those shitheads who say American feminists have nothing to be angry about because women in Africa are the victims of genital mutilation, right?

Yep, good thing the British had no involvement whatsoever in the occupation of Afghanistan, or Iraq. Also, sorry, I don't base my opinion of a country with a centuries-long legacy of imperialism and mass murder on what you think Malala might hypothetically think. But thanks for explaining to me what I'm allowed to…

Yep, fuck our imperialist foreign policy too. But I'm Irish, so fuck the Queen more, every time.