New business idea:

Just to mix it up a bit:

this has been done before! last year starbucks holiday cups werent christmassy enough for some dude so he had this rill good idea to go to starbucks, place an order, and give your name as merry christmas to force them to say merry christmas.

Accountable for what? Right? I mean, what did Starbucks do wrong according to this guy that the need to be “held responsible”? Serve black folks coffee?

It’s possible to be outraged by both you know. I have outrage to spare currently.

Ah, social experiment, now everything makes sense. “Social experiment” is basically equivalent to yolo and is white male for “I’m going to do something stupid for reasons.”

That thread is really hilarious right now.

I really want to see this conversation.

I figure they’ll all be ordering Pumpkin Spice Lattes, in honour of their illustrious Leader the Great Pumpkin.

Or the time they decided to “protest” Colin Kaepernick kneeling during the anthem by buying his jerseys just to burn them. Jerseys are expensive and a percent of that money often goes to the player, so... good job there.

This gif is my everything, and sums up how I feel a lot lately. Someone posted on my FB page yesterday that ice cubes melting in your drink and the drink not overflowing proved that climate change and rising sea levels are a hoax. I made that face several times and just thought, I’m gonna let the rest of my science…

Your username made me think about a trumpcup where the name was Trump lost the popular vote.

“Did you hear what those Dixie Chicks said about our president? Let’s buy their albums and then burn them, that will show them!”

One could draw the conclusion that those who vote Republican aren’t the sharpest pencils in the pack, are they?

Timothy Treadstone, the 29-year-old political consultant who apparently started the campaign, told USA Today that people who claim the campaign is a “protest” or “boycott” are misinformed, because, in fact, it is a “social experiment” the purpose of which is to “keep Starbucks accountable.”

I’m kinda reminded of that time they tried to protest France not participating in the Iraq War--by buying French wine by the caseload and pouring it down the drain.

You’re going to have to update your username again....she’s now up to 63.5 million. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/133Eb4qQmOxNvtesw2hdVns073R68EZx4SfCnP4IGQf8/htmlview?sle=true#gid=19

it is a “social experiment” the purpose of which is to “keep Starbucks accountable.”

I’ll “apologize” when he puts the 400+ emboldened Neo-Nazis who spit on, pushed, vandalized, and assaulted marginalized people in his name in the corner, with dunce caps on their heads, to sit there and think about what they’ve done.

I always tell my friends and family: More bricks. No shirts, or lifestyle items, or other cutesy shit. Don’t worry if I have the set already. If I really don’t want a second copy of that set, you’ve just given me a gift certificate to the Lego Store.