Well in my head I was never thinking strippers. Just a sexy party like Stewie Griffin would have. I'm also completely joking.
IneverSaveMyPSW
IneverSaveMyPSW
I'm a silly drunk, people love it when I dance. Or they love laughing at me, either way I never hurt anyone. Proud drunk.
Fuck EDI... Joker style, mmmm ship.
Marry Bender
Kill C-3pO
All iPads are pretty strong. I use mine as a baseball bat, not a single ding or scratch.
Douchers everywhere.
It's easy to make fun of any state, and I'm from a state that actually matters! (New Jersey) I kid, I know my state is too easy...
Weird, was your apartment extra covered in carpeting or did you inherit any of the old tenants furniture?
What lima said and because when I read guitar case I thought that's a great place to put your weed. Hell, even the inside of an acoustic guitar is a great place to keep your weed.
This doesn't sound common at all, unless there was weed in the wallet the smell always goes away. Unless they spent the night blowing smoke in your wallet.
I also agree with everyone in terms of grossness, but when I read about the male dancer in a grocery store I couldn't help but picture it.
What if there was an equal number of male and female dancers? Now that's a party.