I feel like Zack Snyder is really talented at some things, like supervising effects and production design, but directing movies should be left to humans.

And invest heavily in Nabisco, Little Debbie and Hostess.

So help me understand the Gawker media hierarchy then:

And yet I couldn’t get a job with the feds because I happen to enjoy marijuana when I’m off the clock (and never, ever when on or going on).

We all know he was expelled because he raped someone, but I have to say, as a Yale alum, FUCKING FINALLY. This has been a problem on campus (and other campuses obvz) for awhile, but its good to see that Yale is doing the right thing here.

“Listen, he hasn’t elaborated, like, on two sentences for a policy.”

Knowing people who have worked there, I wouldn’t be too upset about it.

“I don’t care what her titles are. She’s done nothing.”

How the fuck can I not get a job with ESPN.

yeah..... i’m calling shenanagins.

“We made a spoof trailer for the new Star Wars movie at work.”

A perfect reminder that our fighting men and women, wherever they are from, wherever they may be, are human beings doing soldiers’ jobs. We thank them for their service...

Spierdalaj moskalski chuju jebaku ktory ssie Putina pale. Since you're a Russian shill you should be able to understand that.

I was pushing for Washington Klitoris, but now that dream is dashed.

Damn it. The Washington Milfsdoporn was my suggestion for the new team name.

How did Washington’s lawyers gain access to my browser history?

I support every GOVERNMENT ACTION except the settlements, those are retarded and make my blood boil with frustration.

Buzz, you’re phoning it in from planet freep again. Turkey is plenty capable and apparently willing to intercept whatever Russia sends north from Syria. You seem to think they will be shy to shoot when clearly they just did.

My nephew hasn’t, but then, he’s like 6 months old.

Not sure if your aware but the dead were an American band in the truest sense of that word. Jerry’s name, and place in American history, is not something that can be sullied. He certainly was not an anti-Israel conspiracy theorist nor did he side with Russia over the US or believe that lies, fear, demagoguery or…