Apparently you can take the man out of Florida, but as soon as he gets back he goes back to being Florida Man .

He’s A Dim Son...

Interesting to see how China handles this moving forward. The Ball’s in their court.

Papadopoulos’s supervisor during the campaign? Jeff Sessions.

For inspiration (and because it cracks me up), here’s Taylor Swift with the Screaming Goats.

Oh, this is looking good - Papadopoulos may have been wearing a wire. And thank god we get to say “Papadopoulos” a thousand times a during this whole circus!

I feel the faint stirrings of warmth creeping into my cold, dead heart. I want it to be true, but I’m wary, so very wary.

I am finally hopeful. I feel this could actually happen (and whoever did it, is amazing.)

When my daughter was 2, she refused to let me use wet wipes to clean her after she pooped, and insisted on being wiped with a shred of an American flag which had been moistened with tears shed by decent upstanding citizens at the moral decay our society has been experiencing since, oh, about September 22nd, 1862. But…

Just wait, he’ll be asking if you want a Candygram next...

I had a kid here in the US try that with me once. The headlock changed his mind.

I lived in the South of France for two years, working at a university, and it was hell. The highlight of my day was getting off the tram for work, and little boys running up to whisper “whore” into my ear. In my desperation, I joined an anti-street harassment group, which was a) taken over by a man who made constant…

This is great. I will, however, say this: toxic white masculinity.

There’s no special reason you should get shit for this; it’s a fair question and one we think and argue about. Trump is (I would say) a white supremacist in the sense that he argues and advocates for policies and political stances that privilege the traditionally-advantaged white caste. In a literal sense, his…

If you espouse support for white supremacist policies, you are a white supremacist.

Adam Curry will be reporting from Kandahar next week.

If my husband was too dumb to find his way out of a locker room, I’d keep it to myself.

People fall over themselves about cats, and there’s about 500 million of them everywhere.

Interesting sidenote about Marilyn: She did, in fact, have an existence and activities outside of her vagina! You know, in so much as any woman can.

I vote we give this guy alllll the rope he needs to keep hanging himself. Douchebag bro-ness may fade, but search engines are forever.