10 minutes before 8 and I am on the S Bahn going to work (on a Saturday no less) but you, unknown internet commenter, have made my morning. I am crying laughing.

Yes I know of one part of the world currently in economic crisis</>

The only way I could get myself to quit was when I moved in with my boyfriend and he would get angry every time I smoked. Some people don't have to will power to quit on their own accord I suppose. I don't think there is any shame in that.

Say what you will but Germany certainly didn't get where it is today by following the same practices.

I can't really comprehend why the hard workers of Germany should be responsible for bailing out the Southern European because of their cultural laziness. You don't see the Germans taking a nap in the middle of the day or being accepting of someone showing up late for work. Both of which are culturally acceptable in…

Nearly the opposite here in BW.

The name of this band is Bastille and I love them. Fucking love them.

I just ate the other half for breakfast.

Last Saturday night I drunkenly came clean with my cheese addiction. The first step is admitting you have a problem right? I would probably drop 5 kilo alone if I could (at least) cut down.

Just drank half a bottle of wine and ate half a frozen pizza. It is after 11:00 pm where I live. I did not need this.

My name is Amanda and holy shit "Goddammit, Amanda!!" Are my dad's words of choice when I've really fucked up.

I support this casting. Entertainer portraying an entertainer...what could go wrong?

What do you mean "instead of Mary Lambert"...?

Chris Stark cohost an afternoon radio show on BBC radio every day with Scott Mills. Among other things they have a game called "innuendo bingo" where Chris and some famous person or another radio personality listen to clips from tv and radio taken out of context all while trying not to spit a mouthful of water out.

Why are you people so obsessed with Hilary Clinton? You act Benghazi didnt even fucking happen.