I’m not feeling that Bern!

Ho Lee Fuk, that thing is flying!

1) Buy a cat

Counterpoint: LOOGET THE CUUUTE PUPPEH I WANT TO PET HIM SOOO MUCH! I WILL HUG HIM AND SQUEEZE HIM AND LOVE HIM AND NAME HIM GEORGE!!!!

This is garbage. You can trust the government.

He definitely Leeds with his right hand

Hoppy Gilmore is the best hockey movie ever!

So we will not see him ride out of the sunset on your color TV screen?

Can someone translate what the announcers said into Murican so we can understand it? Otherwise, we need to deport these Messicans for taking our jerbs!

Will These Two Just Fuck Off Already?

Pepto-Bismol really works!

No, Obummer started the Iraq war and let 9/11 happen. Don’t you watch the fair and balanced Fox News? He also invented AIDS and unemployment. Stupid libtard!

Dammit, now I can’t wear my vintage 2 year old Seahawks jersey!

Can we please get a return visit from Chris Evert? That will jack up his ratings!

I am so saddened that Greg has kidnapped you, tied you up, flogged you mercilessly and forced you to click on this article. It is even worse that he threatened to kill your entire family unless you commented on how much you do not care about this article.

“Dude deserves his own nickname” is a bad nickname

Too bad, that would feed a family of Packers fans for a whole week!

Deadspin: Qatar is using slave labor to build their World Cup facilities: Qatar is evil!

They look pretty fine to me!

So they do the same things I do on a drunken Friday night? I hope their success rate is better than mine.