Typical Mormons: the only thing getting blown is money.

Manning: Are you sure the NFL doesn’t test for this stuff? I don’t want to get in trouble.

Hard to say for sure, but I thought it was 5 on 1 and 2 on the other.

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

You should hear the Boston pronunciation.

Wisconsin basketball went 40-odd years without an NCAA tournament appearance before Stu Jackson, of all people, brought the Badgers back in 1994. Dick Bennett then brought them to an improbable Final Four as a No. 8 seed in 2000. He then retired only three games into the 2000-01 season, saying he was burned out, and…

This is a good step forward, but how are they going to install safety netting in the Dodgers parking lot?

Somewhere in Buffalo, there’s a dump site filled with only broken tables.

FUN FACT: Due to religious-based dietary restrictrions, none of these athletes can eat Donald Trump.

Is she ever going to hike him the ball? Wtf is going on.

You can tell he’s a true Bills fan because he’s so comfortable working from behind.

“Hey, that’s why the Good Lord gave you two of them.”

Flutie’s dad was long rumored to have a better arm than Doug, but who knew his mother was also better at passing.

Both men realized that there was no beef– indeed, there never had been any–after sharing a long look at the Skyline.

Man, this hockey season is just flying by - usually you have to wait until the first round of the playoffs to see footage of caps getting knocked out

Hopefully we hear nothing about his sore bae.

Just wait until mom tells him about the time she ate cock on van.

Is knocking retards still legal in Texas?

Even if everyone else saw this coming you know it must have caught Rob Ryan completely by surprise.

Piss would’ve completed the trifecta, but that and a woman menstruating would’ve completed the cycle.