I feel like I'm part of a whole generation was lied to about margarine. At the age of 26, I only just realized that cooking chicken in butter makes it taste AMAZING. Screw Smart Balance and canola oil, man!
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Nope. Wham! wins for me on Christmas.
Our tree has only plastic (MUST be plastic) balls on it and a simple string of lights. The cats will eat the tinsel otherwise, even if it's strung tinsel. They will chew on garlands. They will eat popcorn strings. They will shatter any high quality ornaments - which are pretty much all of our ornaments, which are…
Maybe they should've said, do you believe in angels as in, "Angels in the Outfield"? Do you believe in flying white shiny people who appear to be Christopher Lloyd or Della Reese? Do you believe in Non-Victoria's-Secret angels?
I believe the same, but I call myself agnostic. Like that old joke says,
I found it especially odd because a lot of folks (some loons that I know) who believe in creationism don't believe in UFOs one bit...and many of them think that humans landing on the moon in 1969 was a total scam. Also they believe that dinosaur bones were planted by Satan to confuse all of mankind. Not kidding. True…
Agreed. I don't really like Scientologists, but the Scientology church here in Denver pretty big into helping the homeless population. Of course, they're doing it to maintain their "clear" status I'm sure.
Me too. Every time I read a piece of news from Michigan I think to myself... The State of Michigan really doesn't want me to go home, right?
I visited my brother when I was just barely 21 years old and admitted to him over dinner that I had never seen The Big Lebowski. He shook his head at me. For SHAME. And after dinner he set me up correctly with a nice white Russian (my first white Russian ever) and put the movie on. It was the best way to experience…
This is true. My parents are very sensitive to sex. They would probably get very angry at me if I ever tossed this their way. Angry in the puritanical sense.
I love secondhand too. And the thrill of the hunt is very good. I grew up on thrift stores and sometimes normal stores seem too easy. I was made to dig for that perfect garment.
I didn't care and it showed. My sister (my only bridesmaid) wore a purple dress because she likes purple. I draped a bunch of shit in green tulle because I like green. We bought a few bags of standard multicolored M&Ms and tossed them all over the place. We baked white cupcakes out of a Pilsbury box (the best kind of…
Joel Hodgson went on the Nerdist podcast for an interview, and he admitted that the MST3k theme song was one of the first things he wrote for the show, and the disclaimer was 100% deliberate, to encourage the wacky no-holds-barred tone of the show. I can totally see that. "We'll slip this in here...and then we can do…
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I loved this movie so much. I saw it in the theater when I was 12 & it was the best thing ever. Please forgive me! This was during the same era where I thought DragonHeart was THE BEST and the Jurassic Park: The Lost World was AWESOME! Ahh the folly of youth.
Book 1 of Saga.
Proof that there are a lot of short men in Hollywood:
That sounds so fun! You make me want to take a trip to Memphis.
My mom's friend used to lay her hands on me and pray for me, thinking she had a special phone line to God. And she's a die-hard born again Christian. I think becoming such a Zealot can happen, and usually because the person has a lot of underlying issues. Poor baby, I hope the little dude turns out ok.